Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

A seismologist trembles into a bar.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

You're thinking of "drop bears".

I had one of those as a kid

 

[WWGD]

 

[256bits]

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The wedding picture just made me realize why it is said 'Now you may Kiss the bride.'
It's actually KISS - Keep it simple stupid.

 

[256bits]

If you fail at something, don't let it get you down.
Just remember, Chapels 1 to 15 were botch jobs before they got it right.

 

[Borg]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Do they serve Roquefort in Hard Rock Cafes?

No but they do in Hard Roquefort Cafes.

Sounds like a new product: Hard Roquefort. The Roquefort for real men!

Yes men, and I eat my salad with a dirty fork!

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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Why did she donate a little girl's kidney, and to whom?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

This business about only allowing an abortion up to 6 weeks is crazy. My mother thought it should be legal up to 18 years.

 

[fresh_42]

This business about only allowing an abortion up to 6 weeks is crazy. My mother thought it should be legal up to 18 years.

Well, that's quite a long pregnancy.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Well, that's quite a long pregnancy.

I was a big baby.

 

[Arjan82]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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So does the little guy on the right

 

[fresh_42]

I remember when my nephew was born, there was a little Finnish baby brought into the room to his mother. He perfectly looked as if he came from a Tibetian monastery right away, his brow furrowed as if he was trying to figure out the meaning of life.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I remember when my nephew was born, there was a little Finnish baby brought into the room to his mother. He perfectly looked as if he came from a Tibetian monastery right away, his brow furrowed as if he was trying to figure out the meaning of life.

You are Finnish? I thought you are German?

 

[fresh_42]

You are Finnish? I thought you are German?

I am. My nephew is US-American, and the baby was Finnish.

 

[WWGD]

You are Finnish? I thought you are German?

No, he's just getting started!

 

[WWGD]

No, he's just getting started!

Sorry, both of you were asking for it.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I am. My nephew is US-American, and the baby was Finnish.

I ask because I'm German on my mother's side and Finnish on my father's side.

So which side gives me my good looks?

 

[fresh_42]

Sorry, both of you were asking for it.

Yes, but it was so foreseeable. I meanwhile know your comments before you make them. Kind of eerie.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Just got a great audio book: Learn Braille in Ten Easy Lessons.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

You can also get an audio version of the vaccine for heard immunity.

 

[WWGD]

Yes, but it was so foreseeable. I meanwhile know your comments before you make them. Kind of eerie.

And you still follow the thread? You have a lot of patience!

 

[WWGD]

You can also get an audio version of the vaccine for heard immunity.

With the Avian flu it was the heard about the bird.

 

[WWGD]

Yes, but it was so foreseeable. I meanwhile know your comments before you make them. Kind of eerie.

Another one for you , Herr ' Damus:

 

[Ivan Seeking]

The thread in GD reminds me of the philosophical chef who obsessed over the nature of thyme.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DaveC426913]

With the Avian flu it was the heard about the bird.

 

[fresh_42]