Collection of Lame Jokes

[jack action]

 

[phinds]

 

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[kuruman]

 

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[phinds]

Tennis players having fun on the court

 

[ergospherical]

Ah frick, that ruins my travel plans. I'm going to have to take the bus now:

 

[BillTre]

Tennis players having fun on the court
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At least they are all keeping their eyes on the ball.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

At least they are all keeping their eyes on the ball.

I'm quite sure my ex wife made all of those faces at me before.

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

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That reminds me of the two Norwegian cowboys who met on the trail.

Cowboy #1: Hi. I'm Thor!

Cowboy #2 (who had been riding all day): You're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly thit!

 

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[fresh_42]

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Probably better so:

The Spanish word dolores is the plural form of dolor, meaning either sorrow or pain.

 

[WWGD]

Probably better so:

And ' Eugenio' translates to Eugenius.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

The Spanish word dolores is the plural form of dolor, meaning either sorrow or pain.

I thought all women's names mean sorrow or pain.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DrClaude]

At least they are all keeping their eyes on the ball.

 

[DrClaude]

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Guy 1: Did you know that helicopter blades are there to keep the pilot cool?

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yeah. The other day I saw a helicopter whose rotor had stopped, and boy was the pilot sweating!

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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[jtbell]

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They live on the Sandwich Islands, of course! At least the ones that are ready to eat. The ones that I have to pull out of the freezer and pop into the microwave are from the South Sandwich Islands.

 

[WWGD]

They live on the Sandwich Islands, of course! At least the ones that are ready to eat. The ones that I have to pull out of the freezer and pop into the microwave are from the South Sandwich Islands.

Maybe we could use more food-like names for islands: " Cheesecake Islands", " Cheeseburger Islands, etc."

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

Cheeseburger Islands

whose capital is Margaritaville...

(Hey Jimmy, if you see this and then buy an island to build a resort on, and give it that name, I want a cut. )

 

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[Ivan Seeking]

Right after this photo was taken, she dropped her knee and threw him using an Ō goshi. After that embarrassing incident Shrek left the world of wrestling and went into acting.

 

[WWGD]

Right after this photo was taken, she dropped her knee and threw him using an Ō goshi. After that embarrassing incident Shrek left the world of wrestling and went into acting.

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Kind of looks like Andre the Giant. Though I heard Shrek is based on a real person.

 

[fresh_42]

Marvin is based on a real person. Quotation: "You cannot invent such a character." (Douglas Adams)

 

[WWGD]

T&T; Trinidad and Tobago is considering merging with the island of Antigua to become A T&T.