Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Hornbein said:
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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Hornbein said:
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Shooting an elephant... so Orwellian of you.
 
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I don't get it. :nb)
 
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berkeman said:
I don't get it. :nb)
I took it as a 'correlation is not causation' gag.
 
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jack action said:
The pants-belt design is a complete failure.

We need smart pants.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
The pants-belt design is a complete failure.

We need smart pants.
They have those. They're called elastic waistbands.

But all seriousness aside, I found a new type of belt that has no annoying buckle. It just sort of cinches back from the front loops. I hate buckles. They give me funny-lookin' marks on me bellie.
a new type of belt
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
We need smart pants.
Kinda' :nb)
 
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DaveC426913 said:
They have those. They're called elastic waistbands.

But all seriousness aside, I found a new type of belt that has no annoying buckle. It just sort of cinches back from the front loops. I hate buckles. They give me funny-lookin' marks on me bellie.
a new type of belt
That looks like it will try to pull the pants open. Nice figure you have there, BTW...

Rive said:
Kinda' :nb)
There are things there I can't unsee. Things I never knew.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
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My wife - who is in the pregnancy and child birth industry - is amused to no end to see all these macho Dodge Ram owners with a uterus on their trucks.

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Mechanic: You need a new transmission.

Client: What's a transmission?

Mechanic: Haha ... did I say one? I meant to say you need two new transmissions.
 
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