Collection of Lame Jokes

  • Thread starter quddusaliquddus
  • Start date
  • Tags
    Jokes
In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
  • #10,886
1633972006214.png
 
  • Like
Likes david2, Wrichik Basu, sysprog and 3 others
Physics news on Phys.org
  • #10,887
main-qimg-5572429c81392caeed8e8775bccfb709.jpeg
 
  • Like
Likes BillTre
  • #10,888
main-qimg-788e4d97ac3771061a314fdb54b8909d.jpeg
 
  • Like
Likes artis and BillTre
  • #10,889
What does a university student have in common with a wave function? Quantum mechanics can extract all of the energy from both.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes artis, Hamiltonian, jack action and 1 other person
  • #10,890
main-qimg-2545a1cb465280b449c74c35180e89bf-lq.jpeg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes Hamiltonian, david2, jtbell and 3 others
  • #10,891
main-qimg-0a76fe434e51ae6981f02d8fd5254464.png
 
  • Like
Likes 256bits, jack action, DrClaude and 1 other person
  • #10,892
I love anti-vaxxer jokes. They never get old.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes david2, dextercioby, collinsmark and 2 others
  • #10,893
fresh_42 said:
I love anti-vaxxer jokes. They never get old.
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
 
  • Like
Likes jack action
  • #10,894
Today I stopped at a farm stand run by a retired pirate.

"How much is that corn, cap'n?"

"Arrrh, it's a buck an ear, matey!"
 
  • Like
Likes collinsmark, jack action and WWGD
  • #10,895
jtbell said:
"Arrrh, it's a buck an ear, matey!"
We REALLY do need the "Finger down the throat" emoticon.
 
  • Like
Likes 256bits
  • #10,896
Bystander said:
We REALLY do need the "Finger down the throat" emoticon.
We could repurpose "skeptical" 🤔 , since it is not used much in this thread.
 
  • Like
Likes jack action
  • #10,897
main-qimg-c2763f58cc71779a65fc50b4c1e07ae3-lq.jpeg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes Hamiltonian, DrClaude, jack action and 1 other person
  • #10,898
main-qimg-5b9b3f0650a576912d425ce8cdadfa0c-lq.jpeg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Love
Likes Hamiltonian, dextercioby, Bystander and 2 others
  • #10,899
BillTre said:
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
According to latest statistics the humor is about 5 times more infectious than vaxxed one.
 
  • Like
Likes 256bits
  • #10,900
Some people say the humor vaccine looks like this.
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Informative
Likes dextercioby, BillTre, gmax137 and 1 other person
  • #10,901
Screen Shot 2021-10-13 at 8.20.41 AM.png
 
  • #10,902
BillTre said:
You mean you never become immunity to them?
The humor is infectious?
Spoiler:

Anti-vaxxers don't live as long of life (statistically speaking).
 
  • #10,903
main-qimg-26c03420b857c96546c610b58e88a030-lq.jpeg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes artis, Keith_McClary, BillTre and 1 other person
  • #10,904
Screen Shot 2021-10-14 at 9.47.08 AM.png
 
  • Like
Likes DennisN
  • #10,905
acoustics.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes jtbell, WWGD and DennisN
  • #10,906
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes collinsmark, jack action, DennisN and 1 other person
  • #10,907
244942649_1711758059214585_1925353789979304809_n.jpg


243400759_6369088583131383_6855425653242508275_n.jpg


213819704_4034124600019534_1891686535364213112_n.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes jtbell, BillTre, Keith_McClary and 2 others
  • #10,908
:smile:
4.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes BillTre and jack action
  • #10,909
Screen Shot 2021-10-15 at 12.03.49 PM.png
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes collinsmark, jack action, berkeman and 1 other person
  • #10,910

suck-it-picard.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes DennisN, WWGD and BillTre
  • #10,911
nose-mask.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes DennisN, WWGD and BillTre
  • #10,912
main-qimg-e7707fa078adaa0eda252c5f99d9b0fb-lq.jpeg
 
  • Like
Likes berkeman
  • #10,914
  • #10,915
7.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes artis and WWGD
  • #10,916
main-qimg-d813d3e18e87bb569c4a979bd12ce04a-lq.jpeg
Glasses and rest of clothes probably a few additional $$
 
  • Like
Likes BillTre
  • #10,917
Why so many Italians named Tony?
main-qimg-c349d935d5ac6dea66187f4cf062c123-lq.jpeg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes Borg, DennisN and jack action
  • #10,918
main-qimg-fd368a6233ece7df81ba2a0f452d6e25-pjlq.jpeg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes david2, artis, BillTre and 3 others
  • #10,919
main-qimg-4285227073c2eaffec38c2ba92ee87b0-lq.jpeg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes artis and jack action
  • #10,920
13.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes jack action, Filip Larsen and WWGD

Similar threads

Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
    • General Discussion
12
Replies
406
Views
20K
Reflecting on 47: An SMBC Comic
    • General Discussion
2
Replies
49
Views
4K
Are excuses for academic parties getting thinner or is it just me?
    • General Discussion
Replies
0
Views
730
Bad Math Jokes
    • General Discussion
8
Replies
277
Views
24K
Weird / Interesing science related objects
    • General Discussion
Replies
7
Views
2K
Mini road trip: tigers and goats and bears, oh my
    • General Discussion
Replies
5
Views
968
That Will Smith and Chris Rock thing
    • General Discussion
6
Replies
185
Views
6K
What does it tell if you can (or can't) get this joke?
    • General Discussion
Replies
15
Views
4K
Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! - My Favorite Book
    • General Discussion
Replies
21
Views
2K
Upload of photos directly from phone
    • Feedback and Announcements
Replies
2
Views
1K

Hot Threads

Recent Insights

Back
Top