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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Visit at the museum:
3 idiots forgot their phones at home.
Visit at the museum:
3 idiots forgot their phones at home.
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What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Ian.
Ian.
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Bread is like the Sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Gas prices are now so high, it is actually cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere.
Gas prices are now so high, it is actually cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere.
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The TV commercials for NBC's new series "La Brea" reminded me of this classic:
Cultural reference for those who need it: La Brea Tar Pits
Cultural reference for those who need it: La Brea Tar Pits
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Guy went to doctor, had not been able to clean his bowels for a whole year. Dr says :" You're full of s*it".
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How does a lump of coal find a girlfriend?
Carbon dating.
Carbon dating.
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A cockroach can survive a nuclear war but dies when hit with a newspaper.
See how dangerous are media.
See how dangerous are media.
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Paper phone books bring this threat to a whole new level.jack action said:
Only one can't find them anymore...
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I just checked the TV program guide on my TiVo. The local FOX station shows the following for this afternoon:
4:30 - To Be Announced: Sports Non-Event
4:30 - To Be Announced: Sports Non-Event
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That might be golf...jtbell said:
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