Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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I was asking myself if a probability distribution function or a portable document format was meant. Well, neither. But whatever it is, looks fine to me ...

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jack action said:
Funny coincidence, I got this one on my social media today:

Only slightly better than getting shoes/clothes as gifts.
 
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The perfect symbol of our time is the leaf blower.

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It moves a problem from one place to another without solving it, requires valuable energy, and makes a lot of noise.
 
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They are becoming more scarce as burials are down and cremations are up.
 
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What if that chain would have lead to a loop?
 
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mfb said:
What if that chain would have lead to a loop?
I hear it often does. There are only so many therapists to go around.
 
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