Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.

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Self-reference!

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https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-449#post-6563947

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Nuts ! Now *I'M* doing it, dammit.

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fresh_42 said:

Self-reference!
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-449#post-6563947

I thought I remembered seeing that before!

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jtbell said:

I thought I remembered seeing that before!

I'll put this to an end.

"What didn’t happen since unthinkable times: A young woman who doesn’t fart on her husband’s lap."
(Sumer, est. 1800 B.C.)

It is done. I have repeated the oldest joke ever found and completed the cycle. From now on, every post will be a repetition.

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My dyslexic friend registered for a class in Logarithm Design.

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Q. What is atmospheric pressure ?
A. It is a lakh of pascals.

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How do you pronounce "omicron"?

Oh-my-God.

Dec 3, 2021

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Hey there sailor.

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Interesting illusion

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WWGD said:

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##\Delta = 48##
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-455#post-6568853

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Keith_McClary said:

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-314#post-6365943

Duplicate:
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-455#post-6568853

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Why not just write a script to automatically check for duplicates? That way we can have the most efficient jokes section on the web.

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Why not just write a script to automatically check for duplicates? That way we can have the most efficient jokes section on the web.

How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).

Dec 4, 2021

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How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).

Yes ##-## as you have intuited, it can be complicated ##-## https://www.ibm.com/docs/en/zos/2.1.0?topic=program-iebcompr-examples
https://www.ibm.com/docs/en/zos/2.3.0?topic=3-superce-utility-option-313
https://www.ibm.com/docs/en/zos/2.3.0?topic=ii-superc-reference#axe

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