Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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A bit late, but...

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My problem with Brit English
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Not necessarily a joke, but kind of funny , I thought:
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From my Facebook feed today...

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phinds said:
There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish what they start and
If you think I'm procrastinating now, wait til I get started.
 
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WWGD said:
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Emergency bridge repair:
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This is the temporarily repaired Nipigon Bridge. I wondered about the white wrapping. The failure was in the deck, AFAIK.
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When I first looked at that I thought it was some strange bikini from fashion centre Milan.
 
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phinds said:
Why did you post this twice?

Why did you post this twice?
Not Sure
Not Sure
Which post?
Which post?
 
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WWGD said:
Not Sure
Not Sure
I had expected your reply to be

because it's funny

because it's funny
 
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phinds said:
Why did you post this twice?

Why did you post this twice?

WWGD said:
Not Sure
Not Sure
Deserves two likes, but not possible, not possible.
 
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WWGD said:
Not Sure
Not Sure
Which post?
Which post?
 
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Just curious, how do you check for it?
 
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WWGD said:
Just curious, how do you check for it?
Didn't. See post 11361. Guess he just remembered it and looked. Actually I remembered too but didn't bothered to look.
 
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phinds said:
Didn't. See post 11361. Guess he just remembered it and looked. Actually I remembered too but didn't bothered to look.
But did @Keith_McClary check all posts?
 
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Another one from my Facebook feed:

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