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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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jtbell said:
Today I learned that Ireland is the richest country in the world...

because its capital has been doublin' every year for the last hundred years.
Is this statement missing context? :wink:
 
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Oldman too said:
Is this statement missing context? :wink:
Dublin/doublin'
 
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jtbell said:
Today I learned that Ireland is the richest country in the world...

because its capital has been doublin' every year for the last hundred years.
A joke from the days after the 2008 recession/depression. What's the capital of Iceland? Around $2.50.
 
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WWGD said:
What's the capital of Iceland: Around $2.50.
At current rates, that gives you... about... 257.14 Icelandic Krona! :smile:
 
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Oldman too said:
At current rates, that gives you... about... 257.14 Icelandic Krona! :smile:
Seems like an additional few Kronos would be enough for a double shot Espresso.
 
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WWGD said:
Enough for a double shot Espresso.
Hey, I got this round. I'm celebrating my Bearth day. :partytime:
 
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Mark44 said:
The explanation is wrong.
The check was made out for $.002, which is the amount Randall Munroe was billed for. No amount of explanation on his part got through to the clueless Verizon employee he talked to.
##e^{i\pi} = -1## is what is written, not ##e^{2\pi}##. The explanation for the summation is correct.
The amount of the check is .002 - 1 + 1 = $0.002, or 2/10 of a cent.

Edit: Looks like several people beat me to the punch here.
No one was billed $.002, and Randall Munroe wasn't the Verizon customer.
George Vaccaro was billed $.002 per KB instead of 0.002 cents as advertised. Here is the original story
 
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If a diploid ("2") cell splits in half, it becomes a haploid ("1/2") cell.

2/2 = 1/2 in biology.

No wonder they struggle with these concepts.
 
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Gary Larson's "The Far Side" is a treasure trove of funny comics :smile: :

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jtbell said:
Today I learned that Ireland is the richest country in the world...

because its capital has been doublin' every year for the last hundred years.
There are some in Belfast who might try to dispute this...
 
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Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar and he doesn’t.
 
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I have many chemistry jokes, but I’m afraid they won’t get a good reaction... :rolleyes:
 
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Oldman too said:
I have many chemistry jokes, but I’m afraid they won’t get a good reaction... :rolleyes:
On the other hand jokes about nuclear fission only work if enough good ones are concentrated at one spot...

A good stand up comedian on average can reach "prompt comicality" 10-15 mins into his routine, then he "bombs"...
 
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Oldman too said:
I have many chemistry jokes, but I’m afraid they won’t get a good reaction... :rolleyes:
All the best chemistry puns about noble gases are gone.
 
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If you are ever feeling particularly ineffectual, remember --- it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and 4 US presidents to replace the Taliban with ... the Taliban.
 
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WAY too close to home:

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phinds said:
If you are ever feeling particularly ineffectual, remember ---
...there's someone out there whose job it is to install turn signals on BMWs.
 
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phinds said:
If you are ever feeling particularly ineffectual, remember --- it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and 4 US presidents to replace the Taliban with ... the Taliban.
I think that is more of a testament to what faith can do.
Faith as such doesn't necessarily have to be for a good cause, as long as a group is fanatical about something it works.
 
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