Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[malawi_glenn]

 

[BillTre]

 

[malawi_glenn]

 

[fresh_42]

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[David Lewis]

This one has set up a gift shop at the exit.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

She said she missed me

Normally, that would make me happy, but ...

She was busy reloading.

 

[malawi_glenn]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[malawi_glenn]

 

[Borg]

This is my wife exactly but you have to add continual Facebook Messenger sounds from likes - either a loud fireworks sound or do, Do, DO, POP!

 

[256bits]

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And don't address your dog with 'Lady, come here!' at the dog park.

 

[phinds]

 

[jbriggs444]

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Topologically, it is a donut. Break off the handle and see if that helps.

 

[fresh_42]

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Did you know that it is not recommendable to yawn around your coffee machine? They can feel it! As soon as they recognize they start to demand to fill up all possible stuff, take extra long to get hot, and request descaling.

 

[WWGD]

Topologically, it is a donut. Break off the handle and see if that helps.

Though it's harder to dunk your cup in coffee ;).

 

[Ibix]

Though it's harder to dunk your cup in coffee ;).

Maybe you should drink from a Klein bottle...

 

[JeffJo]

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says to it: "Hey, haven't you been in here every day this week? Are you some kind of a lush or something?"

The horse replies "I don't think I am," and immediately disappears in a puff of smoke.

You see, a famous philosopher once explained that his own existence was real by saying "I think, therefore I am." Since the horse denied that statement, it ceased to exist.

I'd have explained that earlier, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.

 

[Bystander]

I'd have explained that earlier, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse

We really need that groan emoji...

We really, really, really do.

 

[malawi_glenn]

Though it's harder to dunk your cup in coffee ;).

 

[WWGD]

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It's missing the handle ! You gave me a plate!

 

[Ibix]

We really need that groan emoji...

We really, really, really do.

How about this one?

It's a potted plant, so it's grown.

 

[WWGD]

Groan emoji was here when it was younger. It's not here anymore now it's all groan up and so left.

 

[malawi_glenn]

It's missing the handle ! You gave me plate!

You need to perform a rotation

 

[WWGD]

You need to perform a rotation
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My bad. I didnt see the part with the icing ;).

 

[malawi_glenn]

My bad. I didnt see the part with the icing ;)

But my wife insists buying those coffee "mugs" with no handles. I don't get it, she never drinks coffee and they can not be smoothly transitioned into dounoughts. Garbage

 

[Orodruin]

But my wife insists buying those coffee "mugs" with no handles. I don't get it, she never drinks coffee and they can not be smoothly transitioned into dounoughts. Garbage

All you need is a 9 mm drill.

 

[malawi_glenn]

All you need is a 9 mm drill.

I have some drills.
Could be tomorrows DIY project.

I was thinking about this as my revenge

I don't like colmans mustard, but my wife does not like any kind of mustard. Not even dijon.

 

[WWGD]

But my wife insists buying those coffee "mugs" with no handles. I don't get it, she never drinks coffee and they can not be smoothly transitioned into dounoughts. Garbage

dough not buy them then.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DrGreg]

That doesn't work in my country.

But Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch does.