Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Husband: "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

Wife: "I would take half and leave you."

Husband: "Good, I won 12 dollars, here's 6, now get out."
 
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BillTre said:
Filament to LED you could throw a stack of physics/environmental stuff in there too.
I'll wait for your upgrade Bill
 
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dextercioby said:
Even better speaking softly under her breath it as she is writing it out.
 
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"Where are your earphones?"
"I don't wear them any longer since the accident."
"Which accident?"
"Someone offered me a beer and I didn't hear him."
 
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A crow walks into a Raven bar...
 
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fresh_42 said:
... "Fold"...
That took me a moment... :redface:
 
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