Collection of Lame Jokes

[jtbell]

Today I learned that Barilla is being sued for claiming that it's Italy's number one brand of pasta, even though it's actually made in Iowa.

In other words, it's accused of being an impasta.

 

[Swamp Thing]

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And teachers?

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

Halloween twin engine:

 

[Bystander]

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Huh?

 

[phinds]

Huh?

Oh, come on. THINK about it.

My daughter, who has two kids, loved it.

 

[fresh_42]

Huh?

Oh, come on. THINK about it.

My daughter, who has two kids, loved it.

Some show-off's wife has a Porsche.

 

[Bystander]

Some show-off's wife has a Porsche.

Now I'm totally baffled.

 

[phinds]

Some show-off's wife has a Porsche.

Now it's my turn to say ... HUH?

 

[phinds]

Now I'm totally baffled.

I have no idea about the Porsche, but for the mother:

Spoiler

a mother has to have eyes in the back of her head

 

[Bystander]

Now it's my turn to say ... HUH?

"Who's on first?"

 

[fresh_42]

Now it's my turn to say ... HUH?

 

[DennisN]

Halloween twin engine:

Witch one?

 

[phinds]

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Ah. I thought you were responding to the mom's eye test

 

[DennisN]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

A shop assistant fought off an armed robber with a labeling gun.
Police are looking for a man with a price on his head.

 

[davenn]

A Medieval jousting tournament will be held on our village green this week.
It's for two knights only.

 

[davenn]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Swamp Thing]

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Manager: Awesome! I'll keep that in mind for whenever a rush job comes in over a weekend.

 

[dextercioby]

Spraking of jobs.

 

[DennisN]

Evolution can be painstakingly slow...

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

Landlord: "Come now, Mr. Shakespeare, make up your mind about this apartment! 2B or not 2B, that is the question."

 

[jack action]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

That's doctored? If no, I'm posting that to my fast food out lets. You need to keep up guys. Give something spectacularly greedy to aim at.

not sure. I'm in if it is. Enough for a month. There are places that offer portions this size that have a deal: You pay only if you can't finish the whole thig. Makes up for some grotesque moments and even ambulances at times ( or so I've heard)

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

I'm waiting for the new movie "Constipated".

It hasn't come out yet.