Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[Bystander]

Eventually, all quotes will be attributed to Mark Twain.

..., or to W. C. Fields.

 

[DaveC426913]

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Ironically, they have actually done so.

The term "PC" is an attempt to solve the problem of saying political correctness without saying political correctness.

 

[berkeman]

The post-script notes at the end of the TV show "Northwoods Law" are usually pretty good. They tell you the end result of the cases that the Game Wardens dealt with in that episode. But this post-script made me do a double-take...

 

[Ibix]

100% caffeine?

 

[DaveC426913]

I was thinking ethylene glycol...

 

[nsaspook]

FTX headquarters when the investigators arrive.

 

[fresh_42]

The post-script notes at the end of the TV show "Northwoods Law" are usually pretty good. They tell you the end result of the cases that the Game Wardens dealt with in that episode. But this post-script made me do a double-take...

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I never understood why Americans are so obsessed with zombies, but now it's getting ridiculous!

 

[WWGD]

Ironically, they have actually done so.

The term "PC" is an attempt to solve the problem of saying political correctness without saying political correctness.

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I never understood why Americans are so obsessed with zombies, but now it's getting ridiculous!

Zoobyshoe wrote a really good reply to that. It seemed convincing and well argued , but I can't, embarrassingly, remember what he wrote. I haven't seen him in PF for years now.

 

[WWGD]

My ex GF had broad shoulders.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

[CopperKettle2]

hello everybody :)

Let's assume that we could steal all electrons of an atom. What would happen? How would the atom change its properties? Could we measure different values?

Nothing positive will happen if you steal electrons. This is a crime. You will be charged.

 

[Orodruin]

Nothing positive will happen if you steal electrons. This is a crime. You will be charged.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

Hulk Hogan is Moses!​

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[berkeman]

Just wait until he stands up... Owiee!

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

Poorly drawn leaves!

 

[BillTre]