Collection of Lame Jokes

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

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Physics 101

 

[DennisN]

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

That's... honest. Where's it from? "An Unvarnished Introduction to the Immutable Laws of Physics"?

It's from his latest textbook that @Orodruin is writing. He wanted to write a science textbook for a younger audience this time...

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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RIP Lemmy.

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

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I hope none will catch you. Ether is a forbidden topic on PF.

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[Ibix]

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I believe I know $y$.$$y=b\cos\left(\frac xu\right)$$

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

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I'd invited a few of my fellow engineers over to my apartment here in Silicon Valley in the mid-80's for a party, and I had a stack much like (except for the disc player on the bottom) with a 10" TV next to it with rabbit ears. One of my friends commented, "I like your priorities."

 

[fresh_42]

Text says: Hi! 2 cinnamon rolls and an Uzi, please.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Ibix]

Rust streak on sign: joke almost as old as the stone.

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

 

[nsaspook]

https://www.theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him

Saying he had been absolutely blindsided by the sudden change in his fortunes, local 33-year-old Tyler Branton, a man who lost everything in cryptocurrencies, told reporters Thursday that he just wished several thousand more people had warned him.

Things to say to that guy.

“Well, when you think about it, real money is fake too.”

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]