Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[Borg]

 

[davenn]

 

[phinds]

Q: What do you get if you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its radius:
A: Pumpkin π

If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun

Q: What's the difference between reindeer nuts and beer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are about $5.00/can, reindeer nuts are under a buck

1988: Don't get in a car with a stranger
2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone
2022: Order an UBER from a stranger on the internet and get in the car with them alone.

Broken pencils are pointless

Q: How do you get high on yourself?
A: Set your elbow on fire and suck on your thumb

Velcro --- what a ripoff

OK, I'll be quiet now.

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[Borg]

If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun

So C-SPAN would become the new Comedy Channel.

 

[phinds]

So C-SPAN would become the new Comedy Channel.

And Fox News would be like watching a bonfire

 

[Borg]

Actually.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

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That step ladder raised him just like his real ladder should have.

 

[BillTre]

At least I know my biological ladder.

 

[Ahmed1029]

I don't know what to write but I'll leave a post nevertheless

 

[jtbell]

"My dog swallowed a bag of Scrabble tiles so I had to leave him at the vet yesterday for observation."

"Any news?"

"No word yet."

 

[DennisN]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DaveC426913]

Hey I'm stuck! Wait - wHaT ArE yOu dOiNg stepladder?

 

[DennisN]

Oh, the horror!

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

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Don't make me tell the one about Noah and the adders again...

 

[gmax137]

Don't make me tell the one about Noah and the adders again...

Oh go ahead, that one never gets old

 

[Ibix]

Oh go ahead, that one never gets old

As opinion seems to be divided (going by phinds' reaction), I'll just provide a reference.

 

[gmax137]

Thanks, I had forgotten the part about the table

 

[nuuskur]

Hey I'm stuck! Wait - wHaT ArE yOu dOiNg stepladder?

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am I stupid or..?

 

[DaveC426913]

am I stupid or..?

It's a meme going around. A naughty one. "What are you doing stepbrother!?"

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DrClaude]

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Poultrygea?

 

[dextercioby]

Only the chosen ones will get this one:

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]