Collection of Lame Jokes

[FtlIsAwesome]

 

[jtbell]

A team of astronauts landed on planet Elowel
Immediately after they stepped onto the surface, they burst out laughing.

And then they discovered that it's inhabited by lolcats.

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

A group of hearts got together at the exercise gym.
One of the hearts said, "Let's pump that iron in our blood!"

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Have you ever found a program so bad that you wanted your money back even though it was freeware?

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What does a zombie playing Halo say?

"I like the Flood. We're so much alike. Zombies and Flood must be cousins."

 

[HeLiXe]

lol at the pumping iron lolol

 

[HeLiXe]

The astronauts decided to name one of the moons Roffel.

Where was I when you posted this LOLOL

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Where was I when you posted this LOLOL

Not here.

 

[HeLiXe]

GAh! You and your answers! You could have at least said Uranus or something.

 

[HeLiXe]

Isn't that data stored in http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/miass.html" ?

^^Like this is the perfect opportunity to insert a Uranus joke
edit:
Really funny link btw Dave LOLOLOLL

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

GAh! You and your answers!

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

I is a high schooler.

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

ping char
ping micro
ping peng

 

[HeLiXe]

ping ching

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Supperman eats alot.

 

[DaveC426913]

OK, is this the lame jokes thread, or the toddler's jibber jabber thread?

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

OK, is this the lame jokes thread, or the toddler's jibber jabber thread?

Aren't those pretty much the same thing?

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Current
Microsoft Windows

2015
Microsoft Doors

2020
Microsoft Walls

2025
Microsoft Gates

 

[Darken-Sol]

ping ching

ping pong, or as the chinese say, ping pong.

 

[Lancelot59]

Current
Microsoft Windows

2015
Microsoft Doors

2020
Microsoft Walls

2025
Microsoft Gates

Are those still valid since he retired?

 

[Lancelot59]

Here's some:

There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.

Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor!

 

[QuarkCharmer]

What do you call one period of a sinusoidal sheep?

Spoiler

Lamb, duh!

/all I got.

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.

IMHO
In My Haughty Opinion

NASA
Nickle Alloy Stapler Agency

FBI
Flour Bakery Institute

 

[QuarkCharmer]

Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor!

She left her earlier husband, Mr. Z, because he had a case of impedence.

 

[I like Serena]

She left her earlier husband, Mr. Z, because he had a case of impedence.

Like!

 

[IMP]

I discovered that I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

 

[DaveC426913]

Q: I got an orange tree, a lemon tree and a lime tree. Which one will I find my chicken in?

A: My Poultry.

- the homeless guy, southbound Church at Richmond, 8:55 this morning

 

[drizzle]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I think it was Jon Stewart [maybe Colbert] who pointed this out:

If someone is pro-life, and pro-gun, then they must believe that fetuses have the right to own firearms.

 

[QuarkCharmer]

Why can't you teach a horse to graph?

Because you can't put Descartes before a horse.

 

[HeLiXe]

lololol

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

I bought an old computer so I could get two thousand windows for my house.

 

[HeLiXe]

lololll You must have a big house!

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

My neighbor wasn't so lucky. He could only afford ninety-five windows.


My other neighbor didn't buy a number of windows, he bought an amount measured in letters.

 

[HeLiXe]

vectors? @_@

 

[Borek]

I remember having 3.11 window.

 

[DaveC426913]

I remember having 3.11 window.

I remember when 3.11 was the eagerly awaited upgrade.