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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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A parable to live by:
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, the old man is walking, the boy is riding." The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." So they decided they'd both walk.
Soon they passed some more people who remarked, "They're really stupid to walk when they have a decent donkey to ride."
So they both decided to ride the donkey. They passed some people who shamed them by saying, "How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey."
The boy and the man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey; the donkey fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story: If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye.
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, the old man is walking, the boy is riding." The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." So they decided they'd both walk.
Soon they passed some more people who remarked, "They're really stupid to walk when they have a decent donkey to ride."
So they both decided to ride the donkey. They passed some people who shamed them by saying, "How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey."
The boy and the man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey; the donkey fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story: If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye.
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"He ain't heavy, he's my cover"?phinds said:
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When XML sucks less than something, you know it really sucks.
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Do you also have an If-Then-There-Drawer?
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I can confirm. ("Big Tasty TS with Bacon.")phinds said:
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That is...resourceful.
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and people wonder why life expectancy is lower for males...
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I have this theory that once the world was only full of XX. But some of the XX did stupid things like climb in trees and say "Lookit me! No hands!" and then fall out of the tree, breaking off a leg and becoming XY.gmax137 said:
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Apologies in advance for future plagiarism..DaveC426913 said:
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Finally, a statue that makes sense!
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How big is the crowd when it's not raining?fresh_42 said:
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Just six degrees of separation.
And one degree of freedom for the bicycle.
And one degree of freedom for the bicycle.
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Because they're short?fresh_42 said:
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No, because they didn't put the lock through the spokes.berkeman said:
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