Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Also, heard this from a friend of mine.

Husband and wife are deciding whether to have a cat. Husband says he doesn't want a cat. Wife says she wants a cat. So they compromise and have a cat.
 
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.. -> eat or take a nap -> do you want the thing to fall on the floor? -> ..
 
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Last guy's the pilot.
 
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Looks like too many wild women.
How would you even get to sleep?
 
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A friend liked to say, "There are two kinds of people: those who believe there are two kinds of people, and those who don't..."
 
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