Collection of Lame Jokes

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[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

Apparently on a house wall in Amsterdam.

 

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Am I the only one who did not get the joke? "Money laundering" is kind of obvious but what about the other two?

Had to look for it on the web; I am not that smart:

Spoiler

Money laundering and Assault (A Salt) and battery.

 

[WWGD]

Am I the only one who did not get the joke? "Money laundering" is kind of obvious but what about the other two?

Had to look for it on the web; I am not that smart:

Spoiler

Money laundering and Assault (A Salt) and battery.

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Yes, you got it right in the spoiler.

 

[Bystander]

Am I the only one who did not get the joke?

No. Did "Assault and 'buttery'" at a family re-union little over thirty years ago...hence, the .

 

[Swamp Thing]

Yes, you got it right in the spoiler.

It's a measure of the corruption in the prison system that he is allowed to run his money laundering operation even from jail.

 

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[dextercioby]

 

[DennisN]

 

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[Borg]

 

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[Borg]

 

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...you have food (knock off its horns and throw it on the plate) and I wouldn't!

 

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[nuuskur]

A friend liked to say, "There are two kinds of people: those who believe there are two kinds of people, and those who don't..."

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

 

[Ibix]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Hurkyl's reply to this upthread is good, as is humanino's reply immediately below.

 

[Borg]

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I'm guessing that man leaning on a tree hasn't been downwind of a cattle farm.

A quick Google check shows that there are 1.4 billion cars and 1 billion cows. Assuming that a car is parked (and turned off) for 95% of its life, that amounts to 72 minutes of running time per day. Meanwhile, the cows are happily producing 'emissions' 24/7. Even if you were to compare an average of cows to cars (1B cows/1.4B cars), it would still work out to 17 hours of cow emissions per day as compared to a car's 72 minutes.

 

[nuuskur]

plot twist, the person locked in the garage with a car will have died of CO poisoning

 

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I'm guessing that man leaning on a tree hasn't been downwind of a cattle farm.

A quick Google check shows that there are 1.4 billion cars and 1 billion cows. Assuming that a car is parked (and turned off) for 95% of its life, that amounts to 72 minutes of running time per day. Meanwhile, the cows are happily producing 'emissions' 24/7. Even if you were to compare an average of cows to cars (1B cows/1.4B cars), it would still work out to 17 hours of cow emissions per day as compared to a car's 72 minutes.

An interesting analysis but utterly incomplete. How much methane do cows emit per hour vs how much do cars emit? If cars emit 20 times as much per running hour as does a cow for one hour **, then your analysis supports the thesis of the joke.

** I suspect this is not the case, but I'm just sayin' ...

 

[Borg]

An interesting analysis but utterly incomplete.

Whereas the original meme is utterly misleading. I wouldn't lock myself in a garage to determine whether an average car produces more pollutants than an average cow.

 

[phinds]

Whereas the original meme is utterly misleading. I wouldn't lock myself in a garage to determine whether an average car produces more pollutants than an average cow.

Nor would I. It IS a joke after all. Still, this side-steps the issue of your analysis being incomplete. How scientific is that?

 

[Borg]

Nor would I. It IS a joke after all. Still, this side-steps the issue of your analysis being incomplete. How scientific is that?

I never claimed completeness in my statement. My point is that the 'joke' tries to convince people of the invalidity of a premise by use of a strawman that is ridiculous in its analysis.

 

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