Collection of Lame Jokes

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[nsaspook]

 

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Archeology undergrad? Gotta start somewhere, I guess ;).

 

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[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[DrGreg]

I bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from IKEA, but I couldn't put it together again.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

A PSA .....

You can thank me later

 

[BillTre]

 

[Borg]

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The geese is always greater on the other side.

 

[fresh_42]

 

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[fresh_42]

 

[gmax137]

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My mother-in-law used to ask for honeymoon salad. When asked, she'd say, "Lettuce alone."

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Borg]

In Bayesian, it's garbage + garbage = more reliable garbage.

 

[phinds]

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reminds me of the time 3 brewery reps went drinking together. The guy representing Schlitz ordered a Schlitz and the guy representing Budweiser ordered a Bud and the guy representing Heineken order a coke. Hey, said the Bud rep, how come you ordered a coke? Well, said the Heineken rep, since you guys didn't order beer I figured I wouldn't either.

 

[fresh_42]

reminds me of the time 3 brewery reps went drinking together. The guy representing Schlitz ordered a Schlitz and the guy representing Budweiser ordered a Bud and the guy representing Heineken order a coke. Hey, said the Bud rep, how come you ordered a coke? Well, said the Heineken rep, since you guys didn't order beer I figured I wouldn't either.

Especially this time of the year, they brew a kind of beer with up to 12% vol. (usually 5% vol.)
However, although you can buy cans here, too, it should look like this:

 

[renormalize]

My mother-in-law used to ask for honeymoon salad. When asked, she'd say, "Lettuce alone."

I always thought that honeymoon salad was defined as "Lettuce alone without dressing".

 

[davenn]

They scoffed when I said, "One day I'll learn the secret of invisibility."
If only they could see me now.

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

I can identify with this one:

 

[Arjan82]

reminds me of the time 3 brewery reps went drinking together. The guy representing Schlitz ordered a Schlitz and the guy representing Budweiser ordered a Bud and the guy representing Heineken order a coke. Hey, said the Bud rep, how come you ordered a coke? Well, said the Heineken rep, since you guys didn't order beer I figured I wouldn't either.

Fun fact: In The Netherlands, where Heineken originated from, this beer is considered cheap. This is a common cartoon in The Netherlands (kinda need to censor it I think):

Spoiler: Censor

Grolsch Heineken cartoon

 

[fresh_42]

Fun fact: In The Netherlands, where Heineken originated from, this beer is considered cheap. This is a common cartoon in The Netherlands (kinda need to censor it I think):

Spoiler: Censor

Grolsch Heineken cartoon

I didn't dare to mention it.

I don't agree with §10 (warm and flat), but he is right with §12:
https://www.math.fsu.edu/~wxm/cleese.html
(Note that fsu is Florida State.)

 

[DennisN]

reminds me of the time 3 brewery reps went drinking together. The guy representing Schlitz ordered a Schlitz and the guy representing Budweiser ordered a Bud and the guy representing Heineken order a coke. Hey, said the Bud rep, how come you ordered a coke? Well, said the Heineken rep, since you guys didn't order beer I figured I wouldn't either

Budweiser and Schlitz should be reported to and analyzed by the National Institutes of Health.
I have a strong suspicion those beverages constitute homeopathic beer.

 

[phinds]