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dextercioby said:
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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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fresh_42 said:
Basket not included.
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Baskets are at the end of the tour near the cashiers. That's women's territory and there both here are men.Swamp Thing said:
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Most guillotines come with accessory baskets to catch the, you know, let's skip the gory details.
Edit: Maybe the carton is cleverly designed to refold into a receptacle for the, you know.
Edit: Maybe the carton is cleverly designed to refold into a receptacle for the, you know.
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Let's move along folks. I can guarantee you don't want me posting gory medic pictures to dissuade these types of posts...
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topsquark said:
It's similar tofresh_42 said:Me, too! I searched on YouTube to find it in 1972. And my first hits were really weird. As I got it it was a clear case of facepalm.
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It happens to me often.
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The first Advent is approaching in Germany!
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I can't afford an Ancestry DNA kit to learn about my relatives. So instead, I posted online that I had won the lottery.
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I don't think this needs a translation ...
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Thanks for the heads up.fresh_42 said:
Whamageddon starts this year on Friday.
Godspeed to all of you who participate.
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Do remakes count? If so, I'm gonna lose bad. It's on the CVS store music playback feed. Avoid CVS!!DaveC426913 said:
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No.topsquark said:
Only Wham's version.
The rules are clear on this.
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As a Mentor, I would have to delete that, if it weren't a direct quote... 
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And I would not have blamed you, but hey, as you realize, It's just quoting Elon ...berkeman said:As a Mentor, I would have to delete that, if it weren't a direct quote...
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I have never been lucky quoting someone. Ok, my quotes were Tarantino and Jackson, but ...phinds said:And I would not have blamed you, but hey, as you realize, It's just quoting Elon ...
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It's cleverer than it appears at first sight. It looks like the creator of the cartoon selected the first three taglines so that they could be appended with a comma to the fourth and enhance it with distinct nuances.berkeman said:As a Mentor, I would have to delete that, if it weren't a direct quote...
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Oh dear. Oh dear. I need to go take a shower now...kuruman said:It's cleverer than it appears at first sight. It looks like the creator of the cartoon selected the first three taglines so that they could be appended with a comma to the fourth and enhance it with distinct nuances.
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I actually saw it on TV and nearly lost control of my bodily functions. Even for a sometimes genius, sometimes flake like Musk, this was way over the top.berkeman said:
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Lapp dances actually help.fresh_42 said:
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