Collection of Lame Jokes

[JT Smith]

It's probably somewhere near Werp.

 

[Arjan82]

Southeast of New Zealand?

Well, I was going to say this must be the Antipodes island then, but yeah, that's of course opposite of Podes...

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

(Tooth)Sheaf...Guinness tastes like Coca Cola; you want stout? Sheaf IS sttooouuuuttttt.

Stout, stout, let it all out..( Of the bottle)

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

Stout, stout, let it all out..( Of the bottle)

Barrell.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[gmax137]

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I'm going with 1.344 radians.

 

[phinds]

Sadly, this one's too true to really be very funny

 

[fresh_42]

Sadly, this one's too true to really be very funny
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Too bad we are not allowed to discuss this here.

(Even my answer intended to only express my extreme liberal opinion that people should be allowed to do whatever they want to do as long as it doesn't harm others, already breaches the rules.)

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ibix]

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Pedants: Steering, Brake, Gas

 

[fresh_42]

Pedants: Steering, Brake, Gas

Even more pedantic: Newton's 1st (clutch), Acceleration, Acceleration, Acceleration.

 

[nuuskur]

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Steering wheel is accelerator because mechanics shenanigans? Change of direction implies acceleration?

 

[Bandersnatch]

Yes, it's a change of velocity vector (magnitude or direction) in time. So it's acceleration. Like in centripetal acceleration. That's why Newton's 1st law specifies that in the absence of an unbalanced force a mass will continue moving >in a straight line<.

 

[DaveC426913]

Steering wheel is accelerator because mechanics shenanigans? Change of direction implies acceleration?

An object moving due North (that's a vector) has zero East-West velocity (also a vector). By turning the wheel the object's East-West velocity rises from zero. That's a vector acceleration.

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ibix]

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I find mealy mouthed attempts at political correctness offensive.

 

[Ibix]

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Wake up. I see what you did there...

 

[fresh_42]

I find mealy mouthed attempts at political correctness offensive.

I once had the following dialogue, and no, it is neither a joke although it sounds like it is nor is it phantasy. It happened. Protagonists: David (English), John (American), me. Location: Somewhere in the Basingstoke area.

David had said something funny.
Me: "David, that wasn't pc."
David: "Oh, that's an American invention. We don't have that here."

 

[Ibix]

"The England football team are sponsored by Tesco supermarkets, which is why John Terry has been substituted by three ripe avocados."

- Hugh Dennis

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Ibix]

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$d$$/dt$ is always a negative thing, it's true.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[psyche A]

I got a feeling something bad is going to happen *farts*

 

[jack action]