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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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In 2020, WHO conducted a study to test dogs for COVID. After clearing them, WHO let the dogs out.
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dextercioby said:
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"Your religion is quackers!"BillTre said:
"Well yours makes me hopping mad!"
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I posted that one some time back, but it's still a good one.
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The one time I feel bad for the Lego.dextercioby said:
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Like they said at my school, "Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow". Words to live by. 
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On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me four calling birds...
...who are now running up huge phone bills on my account.
...who are now running up huge phone bills on my account.
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davenn said:
What is that?
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old time blackboard eraserJT Smith said:
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... sometimes used as a projectile weapon by angry schoolmasters, back before Health & Safety was a thing.phinds said:
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Also tossed among the students (as a weaponized projectile) if the teacher left the room.Ibix said:
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Now I feel old!JT Smith said:
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topsquark said:
LOL yup,
Youngin's these days, will never know the thrill of a duster whizzing by their ear and
banging into the wall behind ya
Mr Riddell was the teacher classic for that in standard 5, roughly year 5. i would have
been 10 or 11 yrs old
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I remember blackboard erasers but the ones in my school days were black.
That photo above looked like it could be larger. A bench? Or maybe a kitchen scrubber.Are blackboards gone from public schools?
That photo above looked like it could be larger. A bench? Or maybe a kitchen scrubber.Are blackboards gone from public schools?
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JT Smith said:
naaa fitted into the hand nicely.
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Dunno, havent been into a classroom since doing my geology degree in the 1990's
I would assume many/most have changed to whiteboards these days
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