Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

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I suspect that's why so many men dress so shabby, maybe myself included. Clothes shopping seems unbearably boring. So they either don't shop to upgrade or buy the first think they find, independent of how it fits.
I have this idea of a men-only store where you just walk around in your underwear, tey things on, take them off.

 

[fresh_42]

I suspect that's why so many men dress so shabby, maybe myself included. Clothes shopping seems unbearably boring. So they either don't shop to upgrade or buy the first think they find, independent of how it fits.
I have this idea of a men-only store where you just walk around in your underwear, tey things on, take them off.

I met a man who after finding a pair of trousers that fitted, always bought ten of them.

 

[WWGD]

I met a man who after finding a pair of trousers that fitted, always bought ten of them.

Mark Zuckerberg from Facebook says he does the same to avoid wasting time, mind share figuring out what to wear*

*A popular show in TLC in the 2000s.

 

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My kind of guy:

 

[DaveC426913]

"Oh my God, we're lost in the spoom!"

Hiker #2: "You're holding the map upside-down."

 

[Orodruin]

 

[BillTre]

Party Animal:

 

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[nuuskur]

What is a four letter word with a small laugh in the middle.

Reminds me of an episode from Garfield & friends (a 90s cartoon). There were three workers on Orson's farm called What, Where and Who.

 

[Borg]

The Navy used to have a web site called Errheads with daily pictures of stuff like that. Forklifts lifting forklifts lifting ladders and other such fun.

 

[Arjan82]

On that note:

 

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[jtbell]

There were three workers on Orson's farm called What, Where and Who.

What position did Where play?

Who's on first, What's on second...

 

[phinds]

Dangers of Technology​

At a Sacramento PC User's Group meeting (many years ago), a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down.

Just then someone in the back of the room yelled, "Format C: Return."

Someone else chimed in: "Yes, Return."

Unfortunately, the software worked.

 

[Swamp Thing]

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"THE" Joe?

 

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I don't have Instagram.

My food isn't long enough on the table to take a picture.​

 

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I like it very much when jokes have more than one level! But it is hard to achieve. Some jokes are simply flat.

 

[fresh_42]

The title says: If you're a bus driver and hate people.

 

[Orodruin]

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I would also like to see a comparison of vocal range and ease with which the register is used …

 

[BillTre]

This guy(Tim Foust) has good range and does it easily:

 

[WWGD]

 

[Orodruin]

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I thought it was this one:

 

[fresh_42]

Will we make it?

 

[fresh_42]

"My wife always said she was the better driver. I had our dog decide it."

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

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