Collection of Lame Jokes

[Bystander]

Too young to relate

"..., orthostatic hypotension," low blood pressure; Simon & Garfunkle hit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sound_of_Silence .

 

[pinball1970]

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Yep, ive seen that stuff in Manchester.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[Arjan82]

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Low speed stealth northern subsurface unicorn

 

[Orodruin]

 

[phinds]

Took me a few seconds to get it. Nice.

 

[Orodruin]

Took me a few seconds to get it. Nice.

There are 10 types of people in the world. The first is those who understand binary numbers.

 

[Bandersnatch]

Yo, don't y'all know it's racist to confuse duocorns, unibecs, and unidents with unicorns?

 

[jack action]

 

[FusionJim]

Government tried to repeal Ohm's law but encountered high resistance

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

 

[davenn]

 

[jack action]

Vaping is weird ... when you cross paths with a group of bums and they smell like strawberry muffins.

 

[fresh_42]

Vaping is weird ... when you cross paths with a group of bums and they smell like strawberry muffins.

And that's how it all started ...

 

[dextercioby]

@I was going to post exactly the same meme.

 

[fresh_42]

@I was going to post exactly the same meme.

Not that I would be very surprised! I guess we have similar FB feeds.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[kuruman]

Then I hooked up with my wife-to-be, who lived two doors away in apartment 2D.

So she lived in a flat?

 

[Ibix]

So she lived in a flat?

I thought the number would make it plane.

 

[jtbell]

I never knew who lived in the corresponding apartment in building 3...

Now that I think of it, the next building after that must have been an interesting place!

 

[Ibix]

I never knew who lived in the corresponding apartment in building 3...

Now that I think of it, the next building after that must have been an interesting place!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_He_Built_a_Crooked_House

 

[jtbell]

On a forum about investing, I see lots of posts about making "withdrawls" from accounts. Is this a Texas thing, podnuh?

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

I don't think that needs a translation ...

... but for the curious: "Men who already had 10 beers will know what this is good for."

 

[nuuskur]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[berkeman]