Collection of Lame Jokes

[Gifovaco]

The Who. Get

on your knees and pray...haha

 

[Gifovaco]

Here's some love...

 

[fresh_42]

For those who don't know about it was called La Linea.

Here is another one:

 

[Orodruin]

 

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Who *** **** is Alice Tim?

 

[ohwilleke]

Fahrenheit is especially useful for humans, even though it is rarely used outside the U.S.

Rankine, however, is no better than Kelvin in that regard.

 

[Orodruin]

Fahrenheit is especially useful for humans, even though it is rarely used outside the U.S.

Water freezes here is arguably more important to humans than whether it is -30 °C or -20 °C.

 

[DrGreg]

Who *** **** is Alice Tim?

According to another thread in this forum, Tim is just an illusion.

 

[jbriggs444]

According to another thread in this forum, Tim is just an illusion.

I thought that Tim was an enchanter.

 

[Orodruin]

I thought that Tim was an enchanter.

Was indeed. Based on the sign he has most likely been murdered.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

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Russian handwriting looks similar, just more curved.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

Improbably, Count Dracula has become a ship's navigator. How does he navigate?

By dead reckoning.

 

[berkeman]

Sorry if this is too political (cop/medic humor)...

 

[DrClaude]

Sorry if this is too political (cop/medic humor)...

I take offense was these are French police cars, not Canadian

 

[jack action]

I take offense was these are French police cars, not Canadian

Nobody said it was in Canada, just that it was a group of Canadians. You can go anywhere with a Canadian passport.

 

[jack action]

As I watched the dog chasing its tail, I thought dogs were easily amused.

Then I realized I was watching the dog chase its tail.

 

[Borg]

 

[dextercioby]

Finally a place for me:

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

Life at the limit.

 

[fresh_42]

Will mankind ever find the answer?
What came first, the egg or Keith Richards?

 

[phinds]

Will mankind ever find the answer?
What came first, the egg or Keith Richards?

Well, if it's any help, there is the story that Adam was talking to God when he saw another guy off in the distance and asked God who that was. "Oh", said God, "that's Keith Richards. He was here when I got here".

 

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[phinds]

It is possible that the answer to the meaning of the universe and everything, aside from the obvious 42, might well be contained in the answer to this question:

Why are pizza's made as a circle, delivered in a square box, and eaten as triangles ?

 

[davenn]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

It is possible that the answer to the meaning of the universe and everything, aside from the obvious 42, might well be contained in the answer to this question:

Why are pizza's made as a circle, delivered in a square box, and eaten as triangles ?

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” (D.A.)

 

[berkeman]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

Natural mosquito trap: The mosquito lands on the salt and thinks it is sugar. It gets thirsty and looks for water. But there is rum in the lid. The mosquito gets drunk, trips over the stick hits its head on the stone, and dies.

 

[phinds]

Rube Goldberg would be mildly proud.

 

[fresh_42]