Collection of Lame Jokes

[davenn]

 

[Gifovaco]

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Oh 'Fleas' Dr 'Fleas' some more of these... what a drag it is ... on my own....

 

[Swamp Thing]

 

[Gifovaco]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Almost instruction set....what processor..??...haha

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

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That's a pretty weird fridge that you have there at work, fresh...

 

[DrClaude]

That's a pretty weird fridge that you have there at work, fresh...

Mmm, Goo Gone!

 

[Borg]

Mmm, oatmeal cooked in chicken stock with whipped cream.

 

[berkeman]

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Gifovaco]

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Mine say 'Muy Caliente'...

 

[Orodruin]

Mine say 'Muy Caliente'...

Why put warm food in the fridge?

 

[Gifovaco]

Why put warm food in the fridge?

Take a 'lil piece of my heart now baby...Capsicum makes you feel good.... hehe haha hoho off we go.. :)

 

[Orodruin]

Capsicum

That is picante

 

[Gifovaco]

That is picante

My bad.. I meant Oleoresin of Capsicum.. a little dab will do you... But makes great wings :)

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Orodruin]

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This reminds me of a story a professor who taught me experimental subatomic physics during undergrad told.

Being in a cyclotron laboratory, they used to have an elderly woman calling them at regular intervals asking them if they were running that "infernal machine" again because her joints were aching. Finally they took to answering:
- Yes, Mrs Andersson, we are so sorry for the inconvenience. We are turning it down now ... There, does that feel better?
- Yes, much better thank you. Take a bit more care with that now.
- Of course Mrs Andersson, just call us back if we overdo it again. You have a nice weekend now.

Obviously, many times the cyclotron was not operating when these phone calls occurred ...

 

[Gifovaco]

Lamest joke you know ...

A blonde joins a Mexican cartel....
The cartel sends her to Colombia to get Coke and she brings Pepsi....

 

[BillTre]

NASA's dad joke:

 

[Gifovaco]

NASA's dad joke:

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Oh God no....

Wrong button

 

[Ibix]

Obviously, many times the cyclotron was not operating when these phone calls occurred ...

It was still operating in placebo mode, it would seem.

Emitting placebons?

 

[davenn]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

Sign in front of a British pub:

 

[fresh_42]

Some will understand (I only know for sure that Italians and Germans will):

 

[DennisN]

Some will understand (I only know for sure that Italians and Germans will):

That animated comics was popular in Sweden too.
I think it was an ingenious creation, very minimalistic but very funny .

 

[DennisN]

That animated comics was popular in Sweden too.
I think it was an ingenious creation, very minimalistic but very funny .

For those who don't know about it was called La Linea.

An example here:

 

[dwarde]

 

[Gifovaco]

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I plead 'String Theory'... I am ..'strung out' .... haha

 

[fresh_42]

I plead 'String Theory'... I am ..'strung out' .... haha

 

[Gifovaco]

I really think so....