Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Orodruin said:
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Why are all the other names in SMALL CAPS? Has this been faked?

Wikipedia says yes: Rowing at the 2024 Summer Olympics – Men's single sculls § Heat 5
 
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"Why? How."

I thought it was "Because." (the center fielder made him do it)
 
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It is definitely too hot here.


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pinball1970 said:
Believe it or not women in the UK do actually like joining their men in the pub, it just varies a bit by location and style.
Gosh, that is so funny! :biggrin:
 
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A thai restaurant here in Sweden:

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DennisN said:
Gosh, that is so funny! :biggrin:
I cheated just a little bit.
The third one is also Scotland, and the last one, that looks like everyone walked out of the pub then just fell over, is somewhere in Yorkshire.
 
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DrGreg said:
Why are all the other names in SMALL CAPS? Has this been faked?

Wikipedia says yes: Rowing at the 2024 Summer Olympics – Men's single sculls § Heat 5
There was another fake going around in Spanish with a Japanese swimmer allegedly named Yokasi Maogo (sounding like the Spanish yo casi me ahogo - I am almost drowning)

This one is not fake though … I’ll just leave it here. Mods may delete if it crosses a line but those are their names …
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They won the men’s synchronized diving event.
 
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A thai restaurant here in Sweden:

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Maybe you can eat lunch under the sunlamps... sort of multitasking during lunch hour!
 
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Orodruin said:
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Why does the Swedish Navy have not?

Well, they tried. But every time they scanned one it said tre kronor on every boat.
 
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So I went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night, I had the roast Pelican.

The food was great but the bill was enormous.
 
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What is Cookie Monster's favorite Olympic event?

Discus.
 
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Hippo Campus​


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Hips On Campus​


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