Collection of Lame Jokes

[DaveC426913]

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Well, I dunno about the year 5050 but
In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you

 

[phinds]

If people concentrated more on what's important in life, there would be a shortage of reclining chairs.

 

[BillTre]

If people concentrated more on what's important in life, there would be a shortage of reclining chairs.

It is however important to recline at times.

 

[phinds]

Customer: "Excuse me, but are you looking to hire any help at present?"
Manager: "No, we already have all the staff we need."
Customer: "Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?"

 

[DennisN]

 

[jtbell]

How do you know economists have a sense of humor?

They use decimal points.

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dwarde]

 

[jtbell]

I passed this grocery store in Lexington SC yesterday.

(I grabbed this shot through the windshield while stopped at a traffic light, then used digital zoom i.e. cropping in Photoshop. Hence the poor image quality.)

 

[WWGD]

" Careful when driving in this part of the world":

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dwarde]

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

What kinds of pets are these

??

 

[berkeman]

LOL. I guess the Police didn't appreciate our doughnut trap prank...

 

[jtbell]

Why don't the animals in the jungle play poker?

Too many cheetahs.

 

[DaveC426913]

Vut da heckin is cheetahs doin in der jungle?

 

[jtbell]

Vut da heckin is cheetahs doin in der jungle?

They were lured there by a trail of Cheetos that someone put out for them.