Collection of Lame Jokes

[pinball1970]

Ipswich Town are the "tractor boys," one of my favourites.

 

[Ibix]

Ipswich Town are the "tractor boys," one of my favourites.

Sounds like a one hit wonder novelty band.

 

[WWGD]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[nuuskur]

The earth is flat, case closed.

 

[phinds]

The evolution of the homework excuse:

 

[topsquark]

The earth is flat, case closed.
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No so! You put it at the top of the curve!

-Dan

 

[kuruman]

I caught my son chewing on my laptop power supply cable so I grounded him.

 

[berkeman]

 

[dwarde]

 

[phinds]

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[DaveC426913]

^{Just whipped this up}

 

[WWGD]

From YT: " What happens when we go beyond ' Plank' length?"
We fall into the sea?

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[DaveC426913]

Meanwhile, Canada dreams its dreamy little dreams...

 

[WWGD]

Meanwhile, Canada dreams its dreamy little dreams...

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...Or the emblem of syrup for 9 pancakes. Eh?

 

[phinds]

Not sure but I may have seen this here before. Worth repeating anyway.

EDIT: OOPS !! I DID see it here (on PF) before. It's over in the science jokes thread.

 

[topsquark]

EDIT: OOPS !! I DID see it here (on PF) before. It's over in the science jokes thread.

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Is that a fact? :)

-Dan

 

[renormalize]

 

[DaveC426913]

Just popped up on my feed. Very cool diagram of the latest SpaceX Starship X landing procedure.

 

[jack action]

• Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.
• Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
• Lasagna is just a spaghetti-flavored cake.
• Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[DaveC426913]

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This is literally how I look at my Pepsi-drinking friend.

 

[phinds]

 

[jtbell]

Bitte, nicht auf den Strudel stehen!

(Please don't stand on the strudel!)

 

[DaveC426913]

Bitte, nicht auf den Strudel stehen!

Please, don't stand for the whirlpool!

 

[jtbell]

^{Just whipped this up}

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My department chairman once showed me a quiz that he had just given in his earth science class.

One question was "What is the difference between solar and lunar eclipses?"

One student wrote, "A solar eclipse is when the moon comes between the sun and the earth. A lunar eclipse is when the sun comes between the moon and the earth." There were matching diagrams.

 

[BillTre]