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Ibix said:Why does nobody laugh at cow jokes?
They've herd them all before.
In other words: déjà moo.
Ibix said:Why does nobody laugh at cow jokes?
They've herd them all before.
hahalame joke alert !What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's heavy and the other's a little lighter!Ibix said:
DiracPool said:Erwin Schrodinger is speeding down the highway one day when a cop pulls him over. While he's asking Erwin for his license and registration, he notices that Erwin is sweating and acting kind of twitchy. The cop spot checks the car and sees nothing suspicious and then asks Erwin if there's anything in his trunk. Erwin replies, yes, I have a cat in the trunk. The cop replies, really, can I check it out? Erwin says, go right ahead.
Accordingly, the cop goes and opens the trunk and exclaims, "That cat is dead!" Erwin replies, "Well, it is now."
davenn said:that's the lame version of this one I posted in science jokes several months ago ...
Farmer: Please round up my herd of 68 cows.Ibix said:Why does nobody laugh at cow jokes?
They've herd them all before.
Why is it called a short circuit when it's longer?mfb said:
In which reference frame / metric?Ibix said:Why is it called a short circuit when it's longer?
I really need to find a home for this on my software project at work.mfb said:
I'm mewing till the firemen come, you ran me over and now want to run away ?Ibix said:I would... walk away from that cat slowly, not turning my back and making no sudden movements.
I've also heard all the drinks were bone-dry.pixel said:Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
That is resolvable with jelly-like supplement we bring up from Earth though. The hygiene issue there is incredible.fresh_42 said:I've also heard all the drinks were bone-dry.
Yes, that's a problem. But I've heard you can visit the franchise on Mars if you use the "allow ferries" option in the setup to manage the Martian canals.mfb said:I wanted to visit it, but the route planner didn't find a way to get there.
Now that is a groaner if there ever was one.jtbell said:What did Balboa's companions say to him when they crossed a ridge in Panama and saw the Pacific Ocean for the first time?
"Isthmus be your lucky day!"
I don't understand. In my area most nuns aren't really virgins anymore.Ibix said:A clown was walking down a riverbank when he came upon a nun trapped by rising water in the middle.
"Sister!" he called. "Let me help! I can carry you across this river!"
"Thank you, kind clown, but no!" she called back.
"But, Sister! You're trapped there!"
"Yes, but a nun being carried by a clown? It would be virgin on the ridiculous!"
Something that is "verging on the ridiculous" is something really silly, on the verge of being outright ridiculous. Substituting "virgin" is a fairly common pun, although usually about Richard Branson's companies.Pepper Mint said:I don't understand.