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It's only a small change, you'd have spotted any bugs.Borg said:This is on my cube at work.
There's an elderly game called Star Control II in which you have to fly around a galaxy trying to figure out what's going on. One of the hazards you encounter is a kind of robot probe that will always initiate peaceful contact with you and then open fire. When you eventually track down the originators of the probes they're nice guys who bought self replicating probes off another race and sent them off to seek out new life and new civilisations (to coin a phrase). Unfortunately they tweaked the probes' priorities a little (did I mention that they were self-replicating?), accidentally making the probes seek out new life and new civilisations and then render them down for raw materials to build new probes. So that's a game that features a Nuclear Gandhi as a plot point.artis said:Since I in all honesty had to look this joke up in google before I could laugh about it, I thought I'll post a link to an explanation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Gandhi
The head of the Ukrainian post office called the stamp “a symbol of courage and indomitable spirit of the Ukrainian people in the fight against Russia.”
“As the postal service we are always happy when the addressee gets the message,” he said.
The explanation is wrong.Oldman too said:
The explanation is wrong. Randall Munroe had an extensive explanation about Verizon billing him $.002 one time.DrClaude said:The check is for 0.002$. I don't get it.
What is the definition of an engineer? Answer: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.phinds said:I'm an engineer so when someone tells me "You're going to regret that in the morning" I sleep until the afternoon. I'm a problem solver.
No, that's a psychiatrist not an engineer.Oldman too said:What is the definition of an engineer? Answer: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.
*Rummages around for Psychiatry jokes... only comes up with another Engineering joke* (I'm working on it)phinds said:No, that's a psychiatrist not an engineer
Did the ancient mammoth have to hop on just one huge hoof?DennisN said:
That really is clever.phinds said: