Collection of Lame Jokes

[Borg]

This I'm afraid is both sad and true and funny at the same time

I can't take credit for it. It's a quote from the game Civilization.

 

[artis]

I can't take credit for it. It's a quote from the game Civilization.

Just don't let the Russians play that game , they might destroy it.

PS. Is there an option to threaten with nukes in that game?

 

[Borg]

PS. Is there an option to threaten with nukes in that game?

Yes, there are nukes in the game. It's not so much threats but using them comes at a cost diplomatically if I remember correctly.

 

[pinball1970]

We will continue to have meetings until we find out why no work is getting done.

Is that a physics thing? Blimey, I have lost the energy to work out these jokes

 

[artis]

I have lost the energy

Where did you lose it? Energy is conserved IIRC

 

[Bandersnatch]

Yes, there are nukes in the game. It's not so much threats

Nuclear Ghandi disagrees. ;)

 

[artis]

Nuclear Ghandi disagrees. ;)

Since I in all honesty had to look this joke up in google before I could laugh about it, I thought I'll post a link to an explanation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Gandhi

 

[Borg]

I had not heard of that. Interesting.

 

[jack action]

Is that a physics thing? Blimey, I have lost the energy to work out these jokes

No, it's a lame thing. (So is this post)

 

[Oldman too]

Is that a physics thing? Blimey, I have lost the energy to work out these jokes

You just need to draw on your potential energy.

 

[Borg]

New screenshot of the Moskva sinking!

 

[Borg]

Also seen on the internet...

The Moskva is participating in a special underwater operation to de-nazify the bottom of the Black Sea.

Or, maybe Russia can spin it this way.

 

[jtbell]

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to, while he's making his rounds?

Hip hop.

 

[jtbell]

Question for Radio Yerevan: "Is it true that Russia captured a Ukrainian base?"

Answer: "In principle, yes. Except that it was not a base, it was a ship. And it was not Ukrainian, it was Russian. And it was not captured, it sank. The rest is true."

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Oldman too]

New screenshot of the Moskva sinking!

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One more of those pegs and I'll have to say "Hey, you sank my battleship!"
Edit: I don't claim that battleship!

 

[jack action]

Here's a word that I will never forget how to write:

 

[Oldman too]

Here's a word that I will never forget how to write:

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You know, when I finished laughing my arse off over your post it reminded me of another Gem from PF. Please excuse the re-post but I can't resist.

 

[Bystander]

Here's a word that I will never forget how to write:

Sean Connery vs. Alex Trebek, perhaps apocrypha, but ...

 

[Hamiltonian]

"If I had a dollar for every time I was called ugly, I wouldn’t be considered ugly anymore."

 

[Oldman too]

Q: Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A: Because it’s in its ground state.

 

[Filip Larsen]

"Three things I love is to eat my family and write without worrying about commas"

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

Adding to the Moskva meme collection:

Several previous elemental memes are combined to make a larger more complex one.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[Oldman too]

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You can't go wrong with Gary.

 

[artis]