Collection of Science Jokes P2

[fresh_42]

 

[Tom.G]

Entertaining... with the additional information that either the author or the lab manager is not aware of how a 'one-way mirror' works!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[martinbn]

This reminds me that in number theory the conductor is denoted by $\mathfrak f$. The reason is that it was called the fuhrer as it is still in the fuhrerdiskriminantenproductformel. In the 1930's Germany it was considered inwise to talk in a incomprihansible language about the fuhrer, so it became the conductor.

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

SO true of some of our newbies and one-timers

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

Hm ... apparently several of us here, including me, seem to have misused this common phrase ...

 

[Jarvis323]

 

[Jarvis323]

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

Here are a couple of clever t-shirts I found.
Guess which one reminds me of @davenn?

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

 

[BillTre]

 

[gggnano]

God to his son:
"Hey Jesus, wanna see a cool reaction using quantum fluctuation?"
Less than a Planck second later:
"Oh damn, it says spontaneous reactions are not reversible".

bonus joke:
Electron says: "Hurry up we have no time!"
"Tell me about it"...said the Tau.

 

[256bits]

 

[strangerep]

I wonder if those kids will tell you that the plural of "butt" does not need an apostrophe.

 

[jack action]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

 

[scottdave]

I wonder if those kids will tell you that the plural of "butt" does not need an apostrophe.

The way I see things heading - nobody will be concerned with correct spelling in 20 years.

 

[Bystander]

- nobody will be concerned with correct spelling in 20 years.

That long?

 

[BillTre]

I can not express how relieved I was when writing my thesis (in the 1980s) and I got a PC with a spell checker.
Now I don't have to worry about spelling things.

 

[Ibix]

Eye can knot express how relieved eye was wen righting my thesis (in the 1980s) and eye got a PC with a spell chequer.
Now eye don't have to worry about spelling things.

Fixed that for you.

 

[BillTre]

Ostrich that ran into a fence.

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[strangerep]

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But what is that lecturer doing?? Casting a spell?

 

[pinball1970]

But what is that lecturer doing?? Casting a spell?

Good question.

Is the lecturer?

1. Casting a spell
2. Practicing a ninja move
3. Bringing in the horn section
4. Ordering a large pepperoni pizza

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[phinds]