Collection of Science Jokes P2

In summary: Usually it's been commentated as being 'real'. Actually the joke dates back to the 30's and whether it's real or not cannot be said anymore.
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When people say that phylogeny (evolutionart history) is tree-like, this is the kind of tree I think of sometimes:

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I have a statistics joke but it's not significant
I have a fraction joke but 7/5 persons won't get it
I have a chemistry joke, but still in reaction
i have a biology joke, but it is not fully developed
I have a thermodynamics joke, but i'm out of energy
I have a tensor joke but it is not invariant

I'll get my coat......
 
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I have a joke about the shape of the earth, but it's flat.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Prove it.
I promised to do not.
 
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I believed I was one of those people, but events have proved me wrong.
 
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high points of Artificial Intelligence history, past and future

Man evolves
Man worships sun god
Man perfects technology
Man creates AI
AI perfects itself
AI enslaves man
Solar flare destroys AI
Man worships sun god
and so it goes
 
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Ibix said:
I believed I was one of those people, but events have proved me wrong.

If it ever happens, I'm sure I will change my mind.
 
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I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
 
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How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're pretty light.
 
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Ibix said:
How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're pretty light.
With or without that famous pot?
 
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fresh_42 said:
With or without that famous pot?
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Ibix said:
How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're pretty light.
(The energy of the rainbow over C2) x G
 
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I would think that he's going to a large Japanese restaurant with chopsticks like that.
 
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Borg said:
I would think that he's going to a large Japanese restaurant with chopsticks like that.
Whale sushi!
 
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Ha!
The condiments would have had to have been flipped not rotated to reverse the handedness.
 
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