Collection of Science Jokes P2

[ohwilleke]

 

[DrGreg]

Douglas Adams used effectively the same joke in 1978 at the beginning of one of the original radio episodes of The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy. The episode begins with a plot recap:

“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

 

[jack action]

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That reminds me of the "What is physics?" Big Bang Theory episode:

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[Ivan Seeking]

That reminds me of the "What is physics?" Big Bang Theory episode:

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I thought of that too! LOL!

 

[BillTre]

 

[DrGreg]

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Always tricky to extrapolate from a sample of one.

 

[Baluncore]

The "Febuary" mumpsimus, is particularly common in February.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumpsimus

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[Grelbr42]

Why can't you hear a dinosaur pee?

Because they're extinct.

 

[Baluncore]

Why can't you hear a dinosaur pee?

If they were extant, you would still not hear them pee, because reptiles and birds do not pee. They have a cloaca, and so produce a paste, not a liquid, as is evidenced by coprolites.

 

[davenn]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

Time-traveling future will be a nightmare ...

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

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I think Congress cut funding for SETI research many years ago, prompting speculation that we might try the more challenging task of searching for signs of intelligence in Congress...

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[Demystifier]

The no-hairdo theorem (a new evidence for gauge/gravity duality):
Under static electricity, a static hairdo is characterized by only two numbers, hair color and hair length, while all other information about the initial hairdo disappears after the hair settles down to the static state.

 

[gmax137]

For those confused between curl and div?

 

[valenumr]

For those confused between curl and div?

What about chirality?

 

[Baluncore]

What about chirality?

She is clearly right-handed.

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[DrClaude]

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Programmers should encompass "single."

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

 

[Ibix]

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It's the way you tell 'em...

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[phinds]

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.

 

[pinball1970]

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.

I agree, I just end up going in circles.

 

[pinball1970]

Same with topology, I just tie myself in knots ....I'll get my coat ..

 

[pinball1970]

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You read his blog?

 

[pinball1970]

I am taking a course in group theory but part of it didn't ring true.

Ok coat on and Uber ordered...