Collection of Science Jokes P2

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Might already be posted (might even be done by me), but I really like it:

 

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[BillTre]

 

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[DrGreg]

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Isn't it ironic that the noun "irony" sounds like it ought to be an adjective meaning "a bit like iron"?

(If that's not in the Uxbridge English Dictionary, it ought to be.)

 

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Isn't it ironic that the noun "irony" sounds like it ought to be a adjective meaning "a bit like iron"?

(If that's not in the Uxbridge English Dictionary, it ought to be.)

This happens when you mix Proto-Germanic and Greek. We did not make the rhotacism from 's' to 'r' and still have 'Ei-s-en' as in 'isarn'. The mistake is that it actually should be called 'ison' instead of 'iron'.

 

[Ibix]

This happens when you mix Proto-Germanic and Greek.

It's like Gree-ee-eek mixed with Proto Ger-man.

 

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[BillTre]

 

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Schrödinger Sugar!

 

[FinBurger]

What do you call a low impedance candy bar??
Oh henry.

 

[FinBurger]

An airplane was becoming more and more unstable. It got so bad that the steward got on the PA system and asked if there were any pilots on board to help the crew. An electrical engineer volunteered. He went to the front of the cabin, and then asked if there were any Polish people on the starboard side of the plane. One fellow raised his hand. The engineer asked him if he could move to the other side of the plane. After he did, the plane leveled out to smooth flight. The steward was amazed and asked how did the engineer do that. He explained it was very simple, really. Everybody knows that having a pole on the right hand side of the plane is unstable.

 

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[BillTre]

The original thread (on twitter) has a such a high concentration of stupid that it may collapse into a black hole.

 

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[gmax137]

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[Ibix]

I don't think anyone's posted Einstein's "what time does Oxford stop at this train?" joke.

 

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I don't think anyone's posted Einstein's "what time does Oxford stop at this train?" joke.

Well, sort of:
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-93#post-5632960

 

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Let's stop these stupid calculations once and for all ...

 

[DrClaude]

Some recent good ones by Randall Munroe:

https://xkcd.com/2818/

Title text: A circle with an A in it means that the circuit has committed a sin and has been marked as punishment.

https://xkcd.com/2817/

Title text: They tried to report me to the authorities, but because I had the device they couldn't charge me.

https://xkcd.com/2816/

Title text: The best place to be for a hug eclipse is a scenic natural area with good views and few clouds. The worst place to be is the lunar surface.

 

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[Baluncore]

Imagine numbering discreet doorways with irrational numbers.
I once had room 271 for a year, and extended it, irrationally.

 

[256bits]

A prime neighborhood - now there is a concept.

 

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