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[drizzle]

My new love! :!)

 

[Borek]

HF > 100

Interesting, you are not the only PFer to report passing 100 (of something) this week.

 

[drizzle]

Sigh.

 

[Enigman]

I idiot.

 

[Mandelbroth]

I idiot.

Nah. We're just silly.

I'm trying out for my high school's musical today. We had to pick a song from a musical written in the past 15 years, so (of course) I chose this. I think I have a pretty good chance of getting in. There are only about 5 other guys trying out, and I'm at least halfway decent. Their auditions will just be hilarious.

 

[lendav_rott]

mew mew

should be written in the picture somewhere "What are you looking at, human?"

I idiot.

You idiot
He/She/It idiot
We idiots
You idiots
They idiots

English is the most rude language there is...you and you are exactly the same -.-

 

[AlephZero]

I idiot
You idiot
He/She/It idiot
We idiots
You idiots
They idiots

Shouldn't that be
I misunderstood genius
...
We differently abled oppressed minority
...

[/QUOTE]

 

[Enigman]

I am a differently abled oppressed MORON.

 

[AlephZero]

Sorry to lower the tone, but you don't often see stuff like this on the BBC news website:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258

 

[Evo]

Sorry to lower the tone, but you don't often see stuff like this on the BBC news website:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258

Lol, I saw that. Poor Pooh.

 

[OmCheeto]

Andre!

 

[Borg]

Lol, I saw that. Poor Pooh.

Stuck again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csipCXuF47Q

 

[lisab]

My brain, at a normal grocery store, shopping for one week:

"We need four to six onions."

My brain, at Costco, shopping for one week:

"ONIONS! MY GOD WE NEED ONIONS, WE MUST HAVE MANY MANY MANY ONIONS! WE NEED SEVERAL DOZEN ONIONS!11!" ONIONS, YES, WE MUST BUY ONIONS!

In addition to the onion surplus, I have a bag of spinach that I literally had to *push* to fit onto the shelf in my fridge. It's like a bale of spinach. Normally I put spinach in the veggie drawer...ha, what Costco veggie would fit in such a puny space?

Damn you, Costco! !1!

 

[drizzle]

Lol Lisa! On a side note, dark chocolate pomegranate is...*melts*

 

[zoobyshoe]

My brain, at a normal grocery store, shopping for one week:

"We need four to six onions."

My brain, at Costco, shopping for one week:

"ONIONS! MY GOD WE NEED ONIONS, WE MUST HAVE MANY MANY MANY ONIONS! WE NEED SEVERAL DOZEN ONIONS!11!" ONIONS, YES, WE MUST BUY ONIONS!

In addition to the onion surplus, I have a bag of spinach that I literally had to *push* to fit onto the shelf in my fridge. It's like a bale of spinach. Normally I put spinach in the veggie drawer...ha, what Costco veggie would fit in such a puny space?

Damn you, Costco! !1!

Give us a heads up when "Hoarders" does its episode on you.

 

[DennisN]

 

[Evo]

LOL! that's great Dennis!

 

[lendav_rott]

Yep, should check it out, indeed :D

 

[Evo]

Yep, should check it out, indeed :D

I'll need the link.

 

[lendav_rott]

attached to your front door, open it.
almost forgot to mention, beware of the fresh air.

 

[DennisN]

almost forgot to mention, beware of the fresh air.

And if the daylight is too bright, wear sunglasses.

 

[drizzle]

Wear sunglasses anyway.

 

[Evo]

attached to your front door, open it.
almost forgot to mention, beware of the fresh air.

And if the daylight is too bright, wear sunglasses.

Wear sunglasses anyway.

I always wear sunglasses.

 

[DennisN]

I always wear sunglasses.

All this talk about the LHC, the space program, satellites, lasers, yada, yada... I'd say, sunglasses are one of the greatest inventions of humankind.

 

[zoobyshoe]

If my last name were Karkus, I'd think about a legal name change.

 

[lisab]

Outlook good.

Well. I thought I'd be sending out good news tonight.

Nope, not so much.

Such sigh.

 

[drizzle]

I don't understand, but I'd sigh with you.

Sigh.

 

[Enigman]

Alone's never lonely.

 

[turbo]

Alone's never lonely.

It sometimes was until we rescued dogs.

 

[lisab]

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/nestle-recalls-hot-pockets-22572546

Some products may contain "diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption."

Is "Rot Pockets" too obvious?

 

[OmCheeto]

Lots of sleep questions the last few days.

Today, the newest issue of Popular Science came in.

The chronology of causes of sleeplessness made me laugh.

 

[Evo]

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/nestle-recalls-hot-pockets-22572546

Some products may contain "diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption."

Is "Rot Pockets" too obvious?

Lol. Ewww. Lol.

 

[edward]

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/nestle-recalls-hot-pockets-22572546

Some products may contain "diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption."

Is "Rot Pockets" too obvious?

WAIT a freaking minute. According to the USDA complaint an entire years worth of beef was recalled. Most of it would have already have been eaten. Hot Pockets

The products were produced Jan. 1, 2013 through Jan. 7, 2014 and shipped to distribution centers and retail establishments in California, Florida, Illinois, Oregon, Texas and Washington.

Hot Pockets

http://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal...-archive/archive/2014/recall-013-2014-release

Ok Ok this is not a random thought. I did the whole thing so I could post a Jim Gaffigan video.
Hot Pockets



Hot Pockets

 

[OmCheeto]

WAIT a freaking minute. According to the USDA complaint an entire years worth of beef was recalled. Most of it would have already have been eaten. Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets

http://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal...-archive/archive/2014/recall-013-2014-release

Ok Ok this is not a random thought. I did the whole thing so I could post a Jim Gaffigan video.
Hot Pockets



Hot Pockets

There..

is..

somewhere...

....

Ok. I'm still breathing....

 

[lisab]

hot
.