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Lancelot59
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drizzle said:Well, for me it comes up first in a google search! What would that mean?![]()
Someone at google must like us.
drizzle said:Well, for me it comes up first in a google search! What would that mean?![]()
turbo-1 said:What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?
Polaroids.
p1ayaone1 said:My racing snail was not winning races
any more, so I decided to remove his shell
to make him more aerodynamic.
It didn't work. If anything
it made him more sluggish.
Lancelot59 said:Nice one.
Borek said:Inuit interrogated about alibi:
- Where have you been on the night of Dec 12th-Jan 7th?
BobG said:Me: You're even more attractive than usual today.
Her: It must be my new haircut. You like it, huh?
Me: Actually, I think it's the extra weight you've put on. Your gravitational pull has become quite severe.
And then the fight started.
BobG said:Me: You're even more attractive than usual today.
Her: It must be my new haircut. You like it, huh?
Me: Actually, I think it's the extra weight you've put on. Your gravitational pull has become quite severe.
And then the fight started.
BobG said:Me: You're even more attractive than usual today.
Her: It must be my new haircut. You like it, huh?
Me: Actually, I think it's the extra weight you've put on. Your gravitational pull has become quite severe.
And then the fight started.
BobG said:...
And then the fight started.
OmCheeto said:Reminds me of:
Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat mama's orbiting around her.
ps. Do not try the attractive joke on your bartender. No amount of "but I just saw it on the science forum..." will keep them from cutting you off. Especially if another barback has just been trapped in orbit... :(
OmCheeto said:Reminds me of:
Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat mama's orbiting around her.
Lancelot59 said:Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love she broke it.![]()
What time are you going to pick your mom up from the airport? Her plane lands at 2, which would be 3 in her other time zone.HeLiXe said:
I've never heard those before...just the usual yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family and yo mama's so fat she falls off both sides of the bed etc. and i think some other elaborate one...yo mama's so fat she wore a yankee's jacket and helicopters were trying to land on her.
Isn't there a policy that says you're not supposed to though?i_wish_i_was_smart said:Whats the difference between a woman and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Nice one.i_wish_i_was_smart said:What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a chinese woman with one leg?
Irene
Lancelot59 said:What time are you going to pick your mom up from the airport? Her plane lands at 2, which would be 3 in her other time zone.