Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

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Wondering if she's had her shots.

 

[WWGD]

Wondering if she's had her shots.

Wondering if she's had her shots.

Sorry, I only read ' View attachment 287613".

 

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This was not intended as a joke but I thought still funny:

 

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[BillTre]

Sorry, I only read ' View attachment 287613".

This is attachment 287613:

To which my response was:

Wondering if she's had her shots.

 

[fresh_42]

To which my response was:

Wondering if she's had her shots.

Uhm, uhm, just for clarification: the dog or the wife?

 

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[ergospherical]

A dad is washing his car with his son. The son asks “dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

 

[Keith_McClary]

can’t you just use a sponge?

My buttons and zippers are scratching the paint!

 

[Ibix]

Sorry, I only read ' View attachment 287613".

You know you can tap/click on the name in the quote header to go to the quoted post, right? Or on the "View attachment 123456" to view the image?

 

[WWGD]

You know you can tap/click on the name in the quote header to go to the quoted post, right? Or on the "View attachment 123456" to view the image?

Edit: I do now ( Embarrassed). Does it work for Androids?

 

[WWGD]

Edit: I do now ( Embarrassed). Does it work for Androids?

Sorry, meant to be " I do now", not" I do know". And yes, works for Android. I feel like grandpa asking for the latest model of the internet. Or taking a taxi: " Quick, take me to the internet!".

 

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This business is called " Five Guys". ( It's a burger place).

 

[Borg]

With the pandemic and all, I read that first one as Intravenous (IV) Guys and figured it was a Covid joke setup.

 

[WWGD]

With the pandemic and all, I read that first one as Intravenous (IV) Guys and figured it was a Covid joke setup.

It is. The hot new combo: " Cheeseburgers, virus and extra large fries".

 

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[DaveC426913]

Edit: I do now ( Embarrassed). Does it work for Androids?

No. Only humans.

 

[WWGD]

No. Only humans.

I can't use it then.

 

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[DaveC426913]

I can't use it then.

You're an android?? I've never met one!

 

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[gmax137]

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What do you do with those pants, fold them in a drawer? You couldn't hang them up.

 

[WWGD]

What do you do with those pants, fold them in a drawer? You couldn't hang them up.

I imagine hanging them. And wouldn't surprise me if they had paid plenty for them.

 

[fresh_42]

 

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[fresh_42]

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So vi users never got married? They hit ESC all the time.

 

[WWGD]

So vi users never got married? They hit ESC all the time.

Vi? Five Guys Burger + 1 guy?

 

[fresh_42]

 

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[Borg]

 

[Borg]

 

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[fresh_42]

 

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This image came to my Facebook account 1 or 2 days ago as well for the second time. The weird thing is that the first time I saw it on Facebook (probably a year ago), it came with a warning claiming 'fake news' (which is true). But I'm wondering why the Facebook AI doesn't still label it as misinformation again. Or is the 'fake news' scare out of trend now?

 

[fresh_42]

This image came to my Facebook account 1 or 2 days ago as well for the second time. The weird thing is that the first time I saw it on Facebook (probably a year ago), it came with a warning claiming 'fake news' (which is true). But I'm wondering why the Facebook AI doesn't still label it as misinformation again. Or is the 'fake news' scare out of trend now?

A neutron walks into a bar ...

See? A joke does not have to be "true".

 

[jack action]

It took me a while:

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[jack action]

A neutron walks into a bar ...

See? A joke does not have to be "true".

That was not the question. If the AI can recognize an image, and it already labeled it once as misinformation, how come it doesn't store that info somewhere in a database or something, and retrieve it again? (I know, it is not funny. It's just a thought I had when I saw it, and seeing it again here triggered the thought again.)

 

[BillTre]

Mutant Dogs made by Picture Montages

(Similar to the long departed CAT scan website that had image of squirming cats collected from holding them on flatbed scanners.)

 

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Major burn: