Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

Love the name of this company:

 

[jack action]

Love the name of this company:
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Then you'll love the stool bus. (Note the text all around: become a regular, step stool, stool master, independent stool district No. 2, sTool box, follow the movement and the license plate number 2)

 

[phinds]

My brother just sent me these:

Coronavirus One-Liners (Groaners)

* Finland has just closed their borders, so nobody will be crossing the Finnish line.

* Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes.

* There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months. Then around the year 2033, we shall witness the rise of the "quaranteens."

* World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously being held in quarantine will be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

* I'd tell you a Coronavirus joke, but I'd have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

* I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.

* What do you call panic buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? A Wurst Kase scenario.

* In my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now you fart to cover up a cough.

* The grocery stores in France look like a tornado hit them. All that's left is de brie.

* So many Coronavirus jokes out there, it's a pundemic.

 

[jtbell]

Did you hear about the guy who started a mud-bath spa in the Emerald City?

He calls himself the Wizard of Ooze.

 

[mfb]

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

This answers the old question what came first, the chicken or Al Gore.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

Here people asked who came first.

 

[jack action]

 

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[phinds]

I don't get it. What's the reference?

 

[WWGD]

I don't get it. What's the reference?

I think they are internet memes. A Karen is an entitled housewife, similar for the others.

 

[phinds]

I still don't get it. Probably just me.

 

[fresh_42]

I still don't get it. Probably just me.

Nope.

 

[Klystron]

I still don't get it. Probably just me.

I guess more of a 'meme' than an actual joke. I have seen the term 'Karen' in online comments used mostly by women. I think 'Karen' represents a blonde or bleached, unintelligent but superior, privileged finger pointing unpleasant person. 'Karens' point to problems but do not offer solutions preferring appeals to authority in place of constructive dialogue.

I have not heard of the others but assume "Susan" and "Brenda" were added to construct a joke about modern society.

In a bit of a reversal I know several nurses and other medical professionals enjoyed watching "General Hospital" and "Doctor Kildare" and now "Grey's Anatomy" while criticizing obvious errors and overly glamorous characters.

 

[WWGD]

I guess more of a 'meme' than an actual joke. I have seen the term 'Karen' in online comments used mostly by women. I think 'Karen' represents a blonde or bleached, unintelligent but superior, privileged finger pointing unpleasant person. 'Karens' point to problems but do not offer solutions preferring appeals to authority in place of constructive dialogue.

I have not heard of the others but assume "Susan" and "Brenda" were added to construct a joke about modern society.

In a bit of a reversal I know several nurses and other medical professionals enjoyed watching "General Hospital" and "Doctor Kildare" and now "Grey's Anatomy" while criticizing obvious errors and overly glamorous characters.

I officially name you PF pop culture consultant.

 

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[fresh_42]

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This is an example of a non transitive relation!

 

[etotheipi]

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Reminds me of this,

Now that's a message we can all get behind...

 

[WWGD]

This is an example of a non transitive relation!

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Please put this in a placard and go march so I can take a pic of you and post it here ; )

 

[fresh_42]

I'm not tired of life. I mean "non" and "trans" in the same sentence ...

 

[WWGD]

I'm not tired of life. I mean "non" and "trans" in the same sentence ...

Another one for a placard for a place in this forum!

 

[Vanadium 50]

Triggered by this: https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/is-man-made-leather-generally-safe-or-dangerous.990114/

"This is made of leather"
"Leather?"
"You know, hide."
"Hide?"
"Yes, hide. Hide, a cow's outside"
"I'm not afraid of a cow"

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Klystron]

Reminds me of this,

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Now that's a message we can all get behind...

I wonder if the sign painter meant to quote "The Prisoner" television series.

Number 6: "I am not a number. I am a free man!"
Number 2: "Ha Ha ha!"

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[DrGreg]

Well, ice contains dihydrogen monoxide!

Spoiler: Further reading

Dihydrogen monoxide parody

 

[davenn]

Well, ice contains dihydrogen monoxide!

such nasty stuff haha

 

[Vanadium 50]

Warn all your friends!

Shouldn't that be "Warm all your friends?"

 

[mfb]

Burn more coal?