Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Burn more coal?
Peat. This is necessary for a good Scotch. Ice is forbidden on its own.
 
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"Your majesty, the peasants are revolting, what should I do?"
"True. Tell them to take a shower every once in a while".
 
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“This just in,” “Coronavirus has tested positive for Chuck Norris and is now in quarantine.”

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Did you hear about the fight in the panda enclosure at the zoo? It was absolute pandamonium.
 
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I'm still looking for the "ANY" key so that I can continue...
 
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I asked a salesman why he bangs so loud on people's front doors..

He said it's because he went to the... School of Hard Knocks.
 
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A man: nobody likes me doctor
Doctor: I see
 
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