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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Official New Hampshire state motto: "Live Free or Die".
Unofficial Wisconsin state motto: "Eat Cheese or Die".
Unofficial Wisconsin state motto: "Eat Cheese or Die".
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Shouldn't that be "Eat Cheese and Die" (of cardiovascular disease)?jtbell said:
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I understand prisoners there make license plates with that motto. Maybe they should have another motto re the irony.DrClaude said:
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If the cheese doesn't get you, the brats will!DrClaude said:
Better (or should that be "wurst"?) yet:
Just looking at that gives me angina pangs.
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What is a 3.15159m snake called?
a πthon.
a πthon.
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Hmm. Something in there about the snake swallowing a centipede? because your number is off by a hundredth.jim mcnamara said:
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In their defense, none of them are climbing, playing on AND around pipe.
Now, if the sign said OR...
Now, if the sign said OR...
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Good. Another joke analysis. We need more deep analysis in the jokes section.DaveC426913 said:
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I know JUST how the guy in the chair feels:
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My friend Pierre had a horrible last Thursday. A trajeudi.
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As a child, you liked ringing doorbells and run away?
FedEx is hiring ...
FedEx is hiring ...
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I used to collect stamps, but I stopped. It turns out that philately will get you nowhere.WWGD said: