Collection of Lame Jokes

[etotheipi]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[etotheipi]

 

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[jtbell]

Official New Hampshire state motto: "Live Free or Die".
Unofficial Wisconsin state motto: "Eat Cheese or Die".

 

[DrClaude]

Official New Hampshire state motto: "Live Free or Die".
Unofficial Wisconsin state motto: "Eat Cheese or Die".

Shouldn't that be "Eat Cheese and Die" (of cardiovascular disease)?

 

[etotheipi]

 

[etotheipi]

 

[WWGD]

Shouldn't that be "Eat Cheese and Die" (of cardiovascular disease)?

I understand prisoners there make license plates with that motto. Maybe they should have another motto re the irony.

 

[jtbell]

Shouldn't that be "Eat Cheese and Die" (of cardiovascular disease)?

If the cheese doesn't get you, the brats will!

Better (or should that be "wurst"?) yet:

Just looking at that gives me angina pangs.

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jim mcnamara]

What is a 3.15159m snake called?
a πthon.

 

[DaveC426913]

What is a 3.15159m snake called?
a πthon.

Hmm. Something in there about the snake swallowing a centipede? because your number is off by a hundredth.

 

[DaveC426913]

In their defense, none of them are climbing, playing on AND around pipe.

Now, if the sign said OR...

 

[WWGD]

In their defense, none of them are climbing, playing on AND around pipe.

Now, if the sign said OR...

Good. Another joke analysis. We need more deep analysis in the jokes section.

 

[phinds]

I know JUST how the guy in the chair feels:

 

[WWGD]

My friend Pierre had a horrible last Thursday. A trajeudi.

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

As a child, you liked ringing doorbells and run away?

FedEx is hiring ...

 

[phinds]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[WWGD]

 

[mfb]

(found on reddit)

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Keith_McClary]

Air Canada promises 100 bonus Aeroplan Miles to any passenger that gets COVID
(TheBeaverton)

 

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[Ibix]

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I used to collect stamps, but I stopped. It turns out that philately will get you nowhere.