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davenn
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My obese parrot died
It was sad, but it was a huge weight of my shoulder
It was sad, but it was a huge weight of my shoulder
Are you sure?davenn said:My obese parrot died
It was sad, but it was a huge weight of my shoulder
fresh_42 said:
If you sell vacuum cleaners, business will be picking up.Ibix said:I think I'm going to start a business selling second hand defibrillators in shocking condition and vacuum cleaners that suck. Any ideas for other products I could sell?
Good point! And I could start a taxi service as a side-line.DrGreg said:If you sell vacuum cleaners, business will be picking up.
Well, there are the evergreens, homing pigeons and boomerangs, but their markets are highly competitive.Ibix said:I think I'm going to start a business selling second hand defibrillators in shocking condition and vacuum cleaners that suck. Any ideas for other products I could sell?
That's easy, every vacuum cleaner sucks.Ibix said:I think I'm going to start a business selling second hand defibrillators in shocking condition and vacuum cleaners that suck. Any ideas for other products I could sell?
Straw Bale Rental already has competition.fresh_42 said:markets are highly competitive.
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A comparably safe good would be firewood for rent.
Only way Microsoft can do something that doesn't suck is if they made vacuum cleaners.mfb said:That's easy, every vacuum cleaner sucks.
In one way or another.Second hand hand prosthesis? They come in quite handy.
You're 82 years late!Ibix said:I've just finished writing my book on penguins! In hindsight, it would probably have been easier to write it on paper.
Yeah - fitting the things into the typewriter took ages.fresh_42 said:You're 82 years late!
So that's why they're called Penguin Books!Ibix said:I've just finished writing my book on penguins! In hindsight, it would probably have been easier to write it on paper.
QI has traced the core of the quotation to the work of an early researcher in artificial intelligence, Anthony Oettinger, who was trying to get a computer to manipulate the English language. In the magazine Scientific American in 1966, Oettinger describes a computer program that takes sentences as input and attempts to determine which words are acting as verbs, nouns, adjectives, and adverbs, etcetera [OET]. The example input he uses is “Time flies like an arrow”, but the task is complicated because the computer program must also work properly for sentences such as “Fruit flies like a banana” and “Time runners with a stop-watch”. Here is what he says: ...