Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ivan Seeking]

I keep hoping an alien spacecraft will crash into a SETI antenna.

 

[strangerep]

[...] it's about the only joke I remember from [the 3 Stooges].

Because of this,... TIL that googling "curly whoop whoop whoop" actually brings up relevant video clips.

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

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I'm not 100% sure since I cannot see his face, but I think this little bastard is a notorious thief. But you know, innocent until proven otherwise. We must respect his privacy until then.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I'm not 100% sure since I cannot see his face, but I think this little bastard is a notorious thief. But you know, innocent until proven otherwise. We must respect his privacy until then.

He's a typical jailbird.

And when interrogated he was singing like a bird.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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How do I know that photo was likely taken in Luxembourg?

 

[WWGD]

How do I know that photo was likely taken in Luxembourg?

No idea. Close , Netherlands actually.

 

[WWGD]

No idea. Close , Netherlands actually.

To avoid offending any Dutchs that jump when anyone says Holland to refer to The Netherlands. Though don't remember any Dutch referring to themselves as " Netherlandese".

 

[Ivan Seeking]

No idea. Close , Netherlands actually.

Nope. I'd bet someone in Nederland just used a photo taken in Luxembourg.

 

[WWGD]

Nope

How so?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

How so?

The graffiti is in Luxembourgian.

 

[WWGD]

The graffiti is in Luxembourgian.

Maybe they bought it in Luxemburg?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Maybe they bought it in Luxemburg?

Bought what?

 

[WWGD]

Bought what?

The paper containing the graffiti.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

The paper containing the graffiti.

I'm talking about the writing on the cement.

 

[WWGD]

I'm talking about the writing on the cement.

Ah, cement, I assumed it was some other material.

 

[fresh_42]

I'm talking about the writing on the cement.

You can distinguish nederlands from letzebergisch? And even more: you could decipher what was concretely written on the concrete?

 

[mfb]

The picture was posted by the police in Utrecht. I'll make a guess: It was also taken in Utrecht (NL).
https://time.com/5689057/bird-arrest/

 

[fresh_42]

The picture was posted by the police in Utrecht. I'll make a guess: It was also taken in Utrecht (NL).
https://time.com/5689057/bird-arrest/

I wouldn't be surprised if the dude was searched by interpol!

 

[WWGD]

I wouldn't be surprised if the dude was searched by interpol!

Dudes? No, no horses. Though some horsing around.

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

I wouldn't be surprised if the dude was searched by interpol!

Dude? It was obviously a bird.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Dude? It was obviously a bird.

The bird is the word.

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

I've got a German friend who is a sound technician.

I've got a Czech one too. Czech one too.

 

[jack action]

 

[DrGreg]

I don't trust the website I visited for weight loss advice.

It asked me to accept cookies.

 

[fresh_42]

I don't trust the website I visited for weight loss advice.

It asked me to accept cookies.

The fact that it does is a Brussel sprout.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

You can distinguish nederlands from letzebergisch? And even more: you could decipher what was concretely written on the concrete?

"wiigrecht" only comes up as Luxembourgish

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

 

[jtbell]

After the Blue Origin launch this morning, our TV station cut back to its local talk show which was showing back-to-school fashions, including some retro flapper-style stuff. I said to my wife, "That looks so Twenties... no wait, it IS the Twenties."

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]