Collection of Lame Jokes

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

I do miss him.

tis sad to loose a fishing/drinking buddy

 

[mfb]

It's good to miss a hunting buddy, however.

We are on page 404. Quick, not found jokes!

 

[Ibix]

We are on page 404. Quick, not found jokes!

"Is there—is there news at this link?—tell me—tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Server "four-oh-four"

 

[Borg]

I look forward to page 418.

 

[jack action]

It's good to miss a hunting buddy, however.

We are on page 404. Quick, not found jokes!

Here we go:

The errors 404 and 403 went to vote, 404 voted for Trump. 403 forbidden.

 

[DrGreg]

We are on page 404. Quick, not found jokes!

Multilingual joke:

British: Wally is on page 404.

American: Waldo is on page 404.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Multilingual joke:

British: Wally is on page 404.

American: Waldo is on page 404.

You've found Wally/Waldo!
I remember a Mad Mag spoof of a single pic of Waldo. It was titled ' Where's Waldo for morons'.

 

[BillTre]

Like this?

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

Like this?

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Perfect! Great to see more Mad fans around.

 

[BillTre]

Mad is classic.

In grade school, a friend of mine had some Mad publication along the lines of "Snappy
Come-backs to Stupid Questions".

Edit:
Found it:

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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When asked if I plan to marry again, I say heck no! It would be easier to just find someone I don't like and give her my house.

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Where is my boo button...?

 

[WWGD]

When asked if I plan to marry again, I say heck no! It would be easier to just find someone I don't like and give her my house.Where is my boo button...?

I assume you refer to the one with 50 cents? 50' was hungry, 58; Fifty ate.

 

[WWGD]

When asked if I plan to marry again, I say heck no! It would be easier to just find someone I don't like and give her my house.Where is my boo button...?

Believe it or not ( don't) , 50 Cents sued another rapper named 'Two Quarters' for stealing his name.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Believe it or not ( don't) , 50 Cents sued another rapper named 'Two Quarters' for stealing his name.

Well my name is 4 Bits and I'm suing both of them!

 

[Keith_McClary]

4 Bits

Nibble may sue you first.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Nibble may sue you first.

Do you mean Sue may nibble me first?

 

[jack action]

This feeling when you smell your steak on the BBQ and your mouth begins to water.

I wonder if vegetarians have the same feeling when they mow the lawn?

 

[jack action]

 

[mfb]

The new light bulb also comes with 10 other dependencies that you need to compile first, two of them need to be downloaded from some obscure 2005 website.

 

[Ibix]

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Two of those gags are hilarious. But the one on my favourite operating system is a tired old saw that might have been true in the 1990s but people should just get past now.

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

"What's your name?"
"P...P...Pe...P...Pe...Pe...Peter!"
"That's too long. I'll just call you Peter."

 

[berkeman]

"What's your name?"
"P...P...Pe...P...Pe...Pe...Peter!"
"That's too long. I'll just call you Peter."

And from the movie "Time Bandits"...

Kevin : I'd like to stay.

Robin Hood : Jolly good! What's your name?

Kevin : Ke...

[Is pulled away by Randall]

Robin Hood : Ke? What a jolly nice name. Well never mind, cheerio! Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very, very, very much.

[Under his breath]

Robin Hood : Awful people.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081633/characters/nm0000092

 

[phinds]

What if UFOs are just Billionaires from other planets?

 

[fresh_42]

What if UFOs are just Billionaires from other planets?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

What if UFOs are just Billionaires from other planets?

People have noted the word "TESLA" on the Tic Tac UFOs