Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

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Maybe its a girl goat.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Maybe its a girl goat.

I have trouble with the difference between sheep, goat, ewe, ram , and I think , whether.

 

[Keith_McClary]

I have trouble with the difference between sheep, goat, ewe, ram , and I think , whether.

"Nanny".

 

[WWGD]

"Nanny".

And of course, lamb. Never heard of ' Nanny'. Nor of other animals having so many different 'versions'.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

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That joke is a let-down.

 

[Filip Larsen]

That joke is a let-down.

Speak for yourself - I felt positively uplifted! Almost as much as when I have to explain to foreigners in my country why we have "gods elevator" with a button that lights up with "I fart".

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

Here is a classic I just ran across:

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I have trouble with the difference between sheep, goat, ewe, ram , and I think , whether.

wether - a castrated ram = castrated male sheep
ewe - female sheep
goat - goat
Sheep goes bahahahahahah
Goat goes baaaaaaaaaaah!

Also, sheep lie like hell.

 

[WWGD]

wether - a castrated ram = castrated male sheep
ewe - female sheep
goat - goat
Sheep goes bahahahahahah
Goat goes baaaaaaaaaaah!

Also, sheep lie like hell.

Thank you. Where do Lambs fit in ?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Thank you. Where do Lambs fit in ?

Just between the potatoes and the beans.

 

[WWGD]

Just between the potatoes and the beans.

And the Vindaloo?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Do you mean the carne de vinha d'alhos?

 

[WWGD]

Do you mean the carne de vinha d'alhos?

No, the Indian dish(es) : Lamb Vindaloo, Chicken Vindaloo, etc.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

No, the Indian dish(es) : Lamb Vindaloo, Chicken Vindaloo, etc.

Which comes from carne de vinha d'alhos. :)

 

[BWV]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Which comes from carne de vinha d'alhos. :)

Ah, got it. Just surprised to see Portuguese influence in India, despite knowing about Goa. I understand Japan's ' Arigato' comes from Portuguese ' Obrigado' too.

 

[WWGD]

 

[Bystander]

And the Vindaloo?

R.I.P.D.? 'Nother great movie...good for "6/7 degrees of Kevin Bacon."

 

[WWGD]

R.I.P.D.? 'Nother great movie...good for "6/7 degrees of Kevin Bacon."

?? Sounds like a good random catchphrase: " Hey, where's the Vindaloo!".

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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That's a Nordic and a Reptilian.

 

[WWGD]

That's a Nordic and a Reptilian.

The caption reads: " You took my $#% shoes!".

 

[Hornbein]

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Are you speaking metaphorically?

 

[WWGD]

Are you speaking metaphorically?

Sounds like English to me.

 

[256bits]

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Surely you must be joking.

[ Oh right, don't call me Shirley. ]

 

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