Collection of Lame Jokes

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Hope not too political :

 

[Bystander]

Hope not too political :

Since when is/(has been) "Farcebook" political?

 

[Keith_McClary]

Hope not too political

Peter Steiner, 1993:

Facebook knows you're a dog.

 

[WWGD]

Peter Steiner, 1993:
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Facebook knows you're a dog.

1993? Wasn't Facebook created in 2004?

 

[berkeman]

1993? Wasn't Facebook created in 2004?

Dog years. Sheesh, this is a science forum after all...

 

[sysprog]

1993? Wasn't Facebook created in 2004?

The fine-print internal caption reads "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog." $-$ the Facebook reference was part of a reply comment.

 

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[jtbell]

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"Don't worry, sir. The spider on the spoon will get it."

 

[fresh_42]

"Waiter! Try the soup!"
"What's wrong? Is it too hot?
"Try the soup!"
"Is it too salty?"
"Try the soup!"
"We can serve you a new one."
"Try the soup!"
"Ok. Where's the spoon?"
"Do you notice something?"

 

[nuuskur]

"Waiter! Try the soup!"
"What's wrong? Is it too hot?
"Try the soup!"
"Is it too salty?"
"Try the soup!"
"We can serve you a new one."
"Try the soup!"
"Ok. Where's the spoon?"
"Do you notice something?"

reminds me of Coming to America, the closing scenes :D

 

[DrGreg]

"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
"The breaststroke"

 

[fresh_42]

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
"Sorry, I'll bring you a comb."

 

[WWGD]

No, it's coffee-soup. And it's depressed:

 

[WWGD]

Or it's alcohol-soup: This is how my friend chose his wife. 5 does it!

 

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[fresh_42]

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I know an airplane version of that:

After the pilot introduced himself, explained the flight plan, and greeted everyone, just shout out loud: "What? He? Is he allowed to fly yet again?"

Or another one:

If the person on a commuter train approaches to check your ticket, stand up and run. After he caught you just show your ticket.

 

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The fine-print internal caption reads "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog." $-$ the Facebook reference was part of a reply comment.

Yes, thanks, misread and thought Steiner mentioned Facebook, not just the internet, which was a thing in 1993.

 

[DennisN]

 

[valenumr]

Or it's alcohol-soup: This is how my friend chose his wife. 5 does it!View attachment 292084

Somebody got a winner!

 

[jack action]

 

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[mfb]

Or it's alcohol-soup: This is how my friend chose his wife. 5 does it!View attachment 292084

Amateurs.

Granted, that's a world record, but 10 one-liter beers are routinely carried.

 

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[BillTre]

 

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A categorically great post and certainly not a catastrophe. It caters to our taste in jokes. Thankfully now part of our catalogue of jokes.