Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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WWGD said:
Bought a Christmas tree from Ikea. It was a long night?
Will be, but yes. I thought IKEA and christ was explanation enough.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Will be, but yes. I thought IKEA and christ was explanation enough.
I suspect jokes are finitely-generated and after some 11,000 we've essentially seen them all. Or at least we're close.
 
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WWGD said:
I suspect jokes are finitely-generated and after some 11,000 we've essentially seen them all. Or at least we're close.
Guess that would somehow explain why I see doubles more and more often, but in that case someone is surely in need of a more random draw with replacement.
 
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Filip Larsen said:
Guess that would somehow explain why I see doubles more and more often, but in that case someone is surely in need of a more random draw with replacement.
Good point. But may be good to have repeats. I noticed I had missed some the first time around.
 
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Filip Larsen said:
Guess that would somehow explain why I see doubles more and more often, but in that case someone is surely in need of a more random draw with replacement.
Seems to be one of our great weaknesses: we repeat history. Often despite knowing it better.
 
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Deja Vu? Didn't someone mention that before?
 
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WWGD said:
Deja Vu? Didn't someone mention that before?
Déjà moo: We've seen this bull before.
 
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It's nice that they have a separate mailbox for political mail. :oldtongue:
 
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" I'm the one who bought some glue yesterday"
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