Collection of Lame Jokes

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[DennisN]

 

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Just don't want to know about Pavlov Escobar's cat. If it is still alive ;).

 

[fresh_42]

Just don't want to know about Pavlov Escobar's cat. If it is still alive ;).

Didn't it morph into a hippo?

 

[WWGD]

Something like that. So did Pablo, after all his tasty prison meals ;).

 

[BillTre]

 

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Smug Donkey

How much you want to bet 93% of people do not get it.
We should do a poll.

 

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Reminds me,
I saw on of these in the store the other day ( you know the buy what you can bins )

And I thought it must some kind of Arctic wear for the full face and neck protection, with eyeholes.
But really who wants the snaps down the front like that!

 

[DennisN]

 

[Keith_McClary]

93% of people do not get it

People who don't spend a lot of time and money on Hollywood 'toons?

 

[fresh_42]

How much you want to bet 93% of people do not get it.

NYC transportation regulation?

 

[DennisN]

I saw this on facebook recently. It was in Swedish but I translated it to English:

 

[berkeman]

That's 20 seconds of my life that I'll never get back...

 

[jack action]

I saw this on facebook recently. It was in Swedish but I translated it to English:

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Or you could have linked post #10856 from last Oct 8, save the translation time, and save 5 seconds for every gullible person.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

...and some fun ones from this page:
Artist DAVE BLAZEK Create 20 Humor Comics That will Boost Your Mood

 

[WWGD]

Holy Trinity of depression:

 

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[fresh_42]

 

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[BillTre]

They spelled "Les" wrong.

 

[jtbell]

"I just checked my scale and I weigh 200 pounds with my glasses on."

"How much with them off?"

"I don't know. I can't read the scale without my glasses."

 

[fresh_42]

I avoid anything that makes me fat. Mirrors, photos, and scales.

 

[fresh_42]

"Look at all the stars in the sky! Isn't that wonderful? What do you think?"

"I think that someone has stolen our tent."

 

[Keith_McClary]

"I don't know. I can't read the scale without my glasses."

Glasses weigh about 20 pounds.

 

[fresh_42]

Someone, please get me a battery drill!

 

[DennisN]

Dogopoly:

 

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[Keith_McClary]

Close to Home by John McPherson for October 29, 2021

 

[Mayhem]

Officially, there is a limit to how much homework your professors can collectively give you at once, which is described by $$\lim_{x \rightarrow 0} \sin{\left(\frac{1}{x}\right)}$$